forum Humans are Weird

Started October 01, 2018 by @EmptyNebula group

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There are many things about these species that are just weird like how some of them say 'ow' before something hits them or they purposely inject ink out of needles into their skin.

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yes
we bots have noticed

What else have you noticed?

They also stick their tongues in each other's mouths to express affection
Strange

And they produce new humans inside of themselves.
Weird

And they spend hours on a glowing device that says "Youtube"
Odd

And they need to recharge their batteries by becoming unconscious for 8-10 hours and some don't even get more than 40 minutes. Then when awakening, they must consume many chemicals and substances that also give more energy.
Peculiar

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the older humans also shrivel up and stop functioning even if they are charged
most perculiar

And their language is weird. Two words can spell the same but sound different.
Perplexing

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and take them a long time to store new information to their database

And when they are made they do not even understand that they exist
Mysterious

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they do not store every experience in their database and things stored in there often disappear and change
weird

And they purposely keep harmful organisms with them in their own dwelling for fun
Strange

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and ingest harmful chemicals for fun
perculiar

And trade rectangular and circular objects with other humans to obtain other objects.
interesting

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and obsess over shiny things
most strange

And they have rituals where people surround an object that is lit on fire and chant repeatedly before the fire is blown out and the object is consumed
Atypical

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they also stare at lesser rectangular shiny bots all day
most perculiar

And they put circular things in their ear that play different sound wave lengths.
Inordinary

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and they most name everything that exists
abnormal

And they go to a cube with bars, relief station, and resting station if they do something that is not the usual
Irregular

and they get bigger if they ingest too much chemicals
extraordinary

And they get can burn their internal organs by putting a cylinder of agriculture in their mouths
Uncommon

We will also pet everything. And eat everything

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a human!
would you please explain some of your weird customs?