Throw it

Duh, like make it like tiny and stick it on the person

But tasers aren't cool. I mean, with this u could just poke someone and then they'd go flying, wouldn't that be dope?

Dope but not doable

Ok then, put a large magnet on a stick and put a magnet behind the person and there you go.

Yeah

But you know

Legal repercussions

English please

Um

Being arrested and put in jail for assault

Actually Sly if I could manage to somehow store/create the static electricity generated from driving cars around racetracks in a tiny little device, which wouldn't be too unrealistic, and could somehow channel that and transfer it into a human's electrical field they would a; go flying or b; just get a huge shock and their hair would fry

You do the shocky you could get the locky

Still, it would be an accomplishment and I could market it for millions

On the black market

YOU DO THE SHOCKY YOU GET THE LOCKY

Because no sensible person would buy that

FOR MILLIONS

Besides people would love to be able to slap someone and send them flying ten feet

if I said any of this to my mom she would slit my throat

Same tho

hehe mine too
but thats why I don't tell her

TAKE MY FLIPPING MONEY!

Reading back on this and realising i sound very crazy and I probably really am as crazy as i sound

No, you are just really smart.

Aww why thank you
thats a nice change from being told I need to see a therapist

You seriously, you are now the smartest person I have ever known

That makes me feel really happy! Thank you. Although, it's probably misplaced.