Here's a place for people to be funny!
Honestly, I don't give a fuck if it's a really inappropriate joke, just nothing at the expense of someone else and seriously, don't be racist. I'm okay if you make a few jokes about homosexuality/general LGBT-ness as long as you're being nice and you don't take it too far. I'm just saying, nothing directly offensive to a person, their identity, or their beliefs, and I don't care what you say! Just have fun and be funny! Use puns at your own risk.
Seriously I will fucking cut you if you use puns.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Pregnant.
Two cats are swimming across a river.
One is called "One Two Three" the other is called "Un Deux Trois." Which cat survives?
"One Two Three" because un deux trois cat sank.
(Most people won’t get this but I find it hilarious)
Who annoys Polyphemus?
Nobody!!!!!!!
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I get that one.
Here's a joke:
An elephant and a naked man walk into a bar. The elephant looks to the man and asks, "How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
Yes I'm shameless.
On a more appropriate note,
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
What do you call murdering your best friend?
Homieside
A homosexual man has two favorite drinks, what are they?
Cocktails and Penicalodas.
