I want to die today. I need some help… uh I guess happy birthday self, you fucking stick. I guess ignore me because I’m a piece of trash

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KYLEE

Dude you're a pretty cool person. Even if you don't think so.

Also I was about to make you a birthday thread

Happy Day of Birth! How are you today? Have you gotten presents? Cake?

Happy Day of Birth! How are you today? Have you gotten presents? Cake?

I got Emi’s affection, it’s the best present if you ask me.

I wish I had Cheese Cake, and I’ll probably return to cupcakes… but who cares, it better be vanilla or yellow flavored or I’m going to be very triggered, I hate chocolate artificial flavors. Other then that I’m trying to doodle things but I can’t.

Maybe I’ll finally get that phone I was promised since tax time over a month ago, and maybe a birthday dinner at an actual good Bob Evans.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOO.

Oh shit I need to tell Calder your bday was today!!

Happy birthday, Kylee!!! 💛

I would like to wish you a happy birthday today, Kylee!

Happy birthday, Kylee!

Happy birthday! <3

Lol literally all my IRL friends besides Emi, obviously, forgot my birthday OOF and so did my brother and sister (Brianna) wHICH I was very concerned about

Oh.
Well… Before the day is over…
The perfect most perfect most perfectest perfect Ness bean boi and I wish you a good, happy birthday :3

Cues up a massive marching band
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR KYLEE!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Launches a confetti cannon

lol I thought everyone hated me but guess I’m wrong, thanks everyone. :3

H A P P Y
B I R T H D A Y
K Y L E E

tHanKEtH

WeLcOmEtH!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU AMAZING BEAN!!!!

A fictional character told me happy birthday, now I’m truly happy.

Interesting.