forum Greek mythology and its weird flaws
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@ThatBackgroundSlytherin

Trojan Captain: Men of Troy! We must be on guard for the Greeks will attack at any time.

Trojan Solider: Sir, there is a giant wooden horse outside the gates.

Trojan Captain: Oh rad! Bring it in!

@Infinite

Hades: "Yes, under one condition. if you look back at her to make sure she's following you, she will be lost forever."

@ThatBackgroundSlytherin

Ridiculous.
Prometheus: Hey Zeus! Can the humans have fire?
Zeus: Let me think, NO!
Prometheus: Okay!
(Prometheus steals the fire and gets his guts eaten by harpies for the rest of eternity.)