@Infinite
sooooooo darn bored
sooooooo darn bored
I WILL HELP YOU GOOD PAL!!!
THANK YOU
Trojan Captain: Men of Troy! We must be on guard for the Greeks will attack at any time.
Trojan Solider: Sir, there is a giant wooden horse outside the gates.
Trojan Captain: Oh rad! Bring it in!
I, for one, like Roman Numerals.
XD
I tried to grab fog, I mist.
I dig, you dig, we dig,
he dig, she dig, they dig
It's not a beautiful poem, but it is very deep.
Daedalus: "Do not fly close to the sun; it will melt the wax on your wings and you will die."
Icarus: "Okay."
(Icarus flies close to the sun)
(Daedalus watches helplessly while Icarus falls from the sky…)
Sad but hilarious.
Ya know, sometimes I feel like I'm pulling an academic Icarus flying to close to my deadlines on wings of poorly managed time and procrastination.
me too
wait, im going to change the title of the conversasion 'greek mythology and their weird flaws.'
"How much for the horse tornado?"
"Sir, that's a carousal."
"I must have it!"
Orpheus: Lord Hades, may I bring back my wife from the underworld?"
Hades: "Yes, under one condition. if you look back at her to make sure she's following you, she will be lost forever."
Orpheus: "Yes, my lord."
(Orpheus looks back; he loses his wife.)
Ridiculous.
Prometheus: Hey Zeus! Can the humans have fire?
Zeus: Let me think, NO!
Prometheus: Okay!
(Prometheus steals the fire and gets his guts eaten by harpies for the rest of eternity.)
Zeus: gives Pandora a box. "do NOT open this"
Pandora: "Okay"
A few years later: Pandora opens box and unleashes all the bad stuff in the world
Wonderful!
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