forum Grandma Chameleon Tells Y'all Some Stories

Started September 20, 2018 by @CW-BornConfuzzledLeftILoveYa

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kedollarsignha

stunted

I’m your daughter, not your granddaughter

Woman, you gave BIRTH to me!

Isn't she…oh, what do you kids say these days…

THE CAT'S PAJAMAS!

stunted

I’m your daughter, not your granddaughter

Woman, you gave BIRTH to me!

Ah, yes, that was painful.

But you turned out ok,

Just a little discabbulated.

(Like Mother Figure hahahaa meaning you’re my mom hahah)

Okaaaay…

Alright.

SO.

Once apon a time…

I was 12. That was does math for the first time in 80 years 106 years ago.
I was a writer with no friends.
And then I got old.
THE END.

same

WAIT how did you have me?

Sweetie…
there are children here…

If you had no friends

How the hell did you have me tho??

I had one acquantance.

Your father.

He was an idiot, though.

Thats how the cat died.

hey mum, granmama please dont do this again

(ok, for the rest of today, I am only 12)
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(but I dance like a grandma)

chills in corner drinking punch from dad's party

yo sis, have anymore punch?

nah fam go over to dad's party and go get some

but i dont want to enter the madhouse again
there wasnt even cake

Ooh punch. Grabs some from Sly’s party

Heck yea

I BROUGHT CAKE

YAY

Starts "popping" in corner

yeeeee dubstep

Guys

hi

hi grandma sits down and acts formal

Quietly walks through door holding cake Did someone say cake?