I wanna hear some fun and witty pickup lines!
I'll go first.
The normal one: Call me a stormtrooper… cause I be missing you. <3
The 1 to 100 one: You're like my homework… cause I want to slam you on my table and do you all night.
Oh gosh, well…
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?
Hmm… Do you go to church? Because I’ll keep you on your knees all night.
They call me coffee because I’ll keep you up past 2AM. (That one is actually true. In my friend group I’m known as coffee and I have a habit of keeping people up until like 2am, if not later)
(Heheh. My true calling)
Hey, I heard you want a STUD. Well, I've got STD. Now all I need is U.
my friend and i throw this one at one at each other, it's a good platonic one
hey bro, did you get a new flashlight? oh never mind, that's just you lighting up my world
this is one crowded room, but as long as i have a face you'll have a spot to sit
Hey, you mind if I put highlighter on your face? My teacher told to highlight what I think is important.
Hey babe, are you an escalator? Because you let people down.
(Is that even a pickup line? XD)
Are you the forests in California? Because you are on fire.
Are your mom and dad assholes? 'Cause you're the shit. (Goodness. I'm disastrous without sleep.)
One thing my ex and I used to do was take the "Hey, are you from Tennessee?" line, but do it with other places so it's completely nonsensical.
"Hey, are you from Manitoba? Cause you're the only Man-i-toba."
It's not the best, but we'd literally spend five minutes straight just laughing at ourselves over it
That sounds pretty funny, ngl.
My friend sent this one to me as a joke:
Are you a math test? Cuz I'm gonna cheat on you >:)
Lol
My friend sent this one to me as a joke:
Are you a math test? Cuz I'm gonna cheat on you >:)
Is that… is that even a pick-up line? XD
Are you a pokémon? Because I choose you.
My friend sent this one to me as a joke:
Are you a math test? Cuz I'm gonna cheat on you >:)Is that… is that even a pick-up line? XD
anti pick-up line
I thought of this one on my own and I'm very proud even though it isn't that good:
Are you deli meat? Because I want to sa-lam-you on my kitchen counter/ I want you to sa-lam-mi on your kitchen counter.