forum Forum Game: How much for the dare

Started August 24, 2018 by @yeetus

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NEVER
Stand in the middle of your classroom and give a speech on how much the pollination routines of South African honeybees has impacted your life.

Me neither, camie

$4,000
Pretend to every new person you meet that you can't walk and have to crawl all the time

$5
Pretend to be a cat every time someone says "I"

NEVER
Tell all your married teachers, one by one, that you love them

Good Lord, no! NEVER!

Call Wal-Mart and ask if they can reserve you a shopping cart.

$7
Bathe a cat
Cat style

$500
Change your official name on your passport to Pooper Dumper Trump Lover (yeah I hate him) [last name]

$20
Eat a bucket of spicy peppers without a nearby water source

FREE!
Wear a Darth Vader mask to school everyday from now on

$25,000 (I go to a private school I'd get kicked out lol)
Have your catch phrase be "dab on them haters" or a variant of it for the rest of your life (example: curtsy on them haters [I actually said this once save me XD])

$400,000
Whenever you have to sing, you have to sing this song, even for like school choir and stuff

$350
Have three children and name them Hazel, Hazelnut, and Nut

NEVER
Sing Despacito all day for the next three days

$50
Get the shrek song stuck in your head (It's just the words Oh Fiona and So Many Layers to the tune of the wheels on the bus)

NEVER
Fight a giant swarm of locusts with a lightsaber (I am in this mood: Kylo Ren vs. massive swarm of locusts, who would win?)

$5 (locusts definitely)
Bite off the head of a rat

(Why? That seem to be what everyone thinks and they have some, uh, very interesting reasons)
NEVER
Pretend to be a fish for a week

NEVER
Pull an entire week of all-nighters.

$5
Never use toilet paper again

$600 (use TISSUES)
Only wear things made out of paper from now on

NEVER
Call the nearest pizza place and ask if they use cruelty-free wheat in their dough.

Free
scare the next person you see

$5 (enough to buy a pizza)
Never eat pizzas again