forum Fork Cult hey can this die, please, thanks.

Started June 09, 2018 by Deleted user

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And why is there suddenly a KNIFE cult?

wHAT THE FORKING FORK FORK IS GOING ON?!?!? IF ONE OF YOU DOESN'T EXPLAIN YOU'RE ALL OUT OF THE CULT

ANIME! CONNIE EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

It"S YOU FORKHOLES iSN'T IT???

AND IF YOU COULDN'T TELL I'M ROYALLY PISSED OFF SO HURRY THE FORK UP

There's this person who tried to overtake us (by herself) and so she started a knife cult. But then she kept saying that knives we're better than forks and so we had a long verbal battle about which one was better (mostly for fun). But then she kept saying that her cult was all larger than ours (even tho she was the only member so far) and that her while school was in her cult (and it was getting really annoying). And then she said you betrayed us and was actually in her cult. So Connie had to take over as leader, but this girl kept on really pissing Connie off with how she was acting. And we got about 3 or so new followers because of her attitude! We knew she was either 12 or younger, but then it she actually turned out to be 7!
Yeah, soo that's what happened basically .

(We weren't trying to overtake you or anything, but we needed a ruler at the moment to be present.)

Oh ok, so

that really frightened me ok

fork I knew writing would kill me.

I go to write

then my cult almost perishes because of a seven year old

i go to write

(ohmygod this is getting funnier by the moment)

Are you sure? What happened to that child?

and what about the new ones should I approve them

The kid is smart but …uh, has a strange mentality. She doesn't really understand what we say somtimes, but she is smart with words(at times).
But like, her moms don't let her watched movies with 'strong male leads' n' stuff, but I don't know if she should be on here because there is some pervy stuff on here in certain areas.

Yes, approve them! New members are always good! Also I'm sorry that I'm not changing my username to fit our fork group but I'd prefer to not, sorry!

Ok, so am I still leader or should I just be random child

because I accidentally didn't fight it.

becuase i was trying to care about my writing career

Yeah that's okay Hufflepuff

Who are the new ones?

@Frances and @Firebrand and I think someone else but I don't remember the name…

Yeah I saw Firebrand stalking us, and I don't know Frances. That's pretty cool. Well thanks for dealing with that for me guys.

Yo guys
I'm infiltrating the knife cult

OH HE'S BACk

Hi Sly

im feeling pretty depressed.

I think Anime is right now. I will go assist.

Hello!
I'm sorry you're depressed love

I trust you Sly, I will now go delete my comments on the knife cult chat.

Yes as will I

Thanks Sly

I'm sorry guys i feel so bad

What's up my dude?

Okay, but what does an undercover fork cult member do?

Yes as will I

Thanks Sly

I'm sorry guys i feel so bad

Why?

I wasn't here when that little fork was here, so they needed to take over for me, resulting in myself feeling bad.

which led into depression