@GoblinKing
Great Comet? Wait, Charming is a thing. Also the duel sequence….Ghost Quartet? No, that has a love song between Rose and the lady soldier.
huh.. Cats, maybe? wait- no, that wouldn’t work, because there’s that whole thing with Rum Tum Tugger and Mr. Mistoffelees, which yes, i recognize is not canon, but let me have this.
Hamilton? Wait, but the letters with Laurens…
Hadestown? I don't think that one's gay, but I doubt they'll enjoy "Why We Build The Wall"
maybe we just keep them out of the theater
