forum "Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."

Started February 10, 2018 by @ConstanceAtticus

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Let's talk about the best things to say before you day. Best last words, everyone.

die
I meant to say die
screw my life

"Fucking pandas, it was the pandas all along"

"Would you tell Jesus that I don't want to go to heaven? None of my friends are there."

"Finally, nap time"

"I never liked any of you."

"Finally Satan can give me that lap dance he owes me"

"Screw all of this, I heard the devil makes excellent waffles."

Noting all of these for future use, lol

note that the wallpaper one and the friends in hell one are both oscar wilde quotes lol

Noted.
Another favorite of mine is "The ducks are coming" by that tumblr prompt blog.

that's pretty great. ducks were definitely the culprit. Nasty little things

I say that they were framed by the geese. They are nastier and they would love to shift the blame on some other bird.

But ducks are cannibalistic little things. They carry demon pox, too

Wait, ducks are cannibalistic? Huh. Alright, I do see your point.

Exactly why they let me solve all the mysteries with my bias and illogical answers, deputy

Good, good. However, their bad reputation also makes them the perfect candidate for framing.

true as that may be, ducks also have a specific breed of sick and twisted humor that proceeds them. The murder was gruesome, and the victim spoke about them beforehand

ducks are the best
and the best last words would be
"i don't want to go"
thanks david tennant

"Oh shit am I really going to die a virgin?"

"im not actually dying"

"Not again."

"goodbye john"

(nope just faking it)

“If I do say so myself, this knife makes a stunning fashion accessory!”
“Raise a glass to freedom…”
“WAIT!”
“I’ll miss you, but I hope I don’t see you for a while.”
“That wasn’t sarcasm, was it?”
“What are you going to do? Kill me?”
“Ugh, not again! I have things to do!”
“This is like a scene from Dumb Ways To Die!”
“There must be a mistake, this wasn’t on my list of spectacular ways to go out!”

"RAISE A GLASS TO FREEDOMMMMMMMM"
you made me cry