forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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@RhysTheFirebird group

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!! CAN SOMEONE KILL ME AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY PLEASE?????

Well, you can join me as I take my final leave from Notebook. In. . . 12-ish hours? I shall be going.

You better not vanish before then. Because you have to go out with a bang.
I land on your head, perching
A bang I say.

I shall bang thy mother, to be certain.

. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
Wut-?
Tf you just say?!

You heard me, cretin- I shall bang thy mother-

Which one?

All of them.

. . . Wtf-?

@Visiones-Miraculorum

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!! CAN SOMEONE KILL ME AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY PLEASE?????

Well, you can join me as I take my final leave from Notebook. In. . . 12-ish hours? I shall be going.

You better not vanish before then. Because you have to go out with a bang.
I land on your head, perching
A bang I say.

I shall bang thy mother, to be certain.

. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
Wut-?
Tf you just say?!

You heard me, cretin- I shall bang thy mother-

Which one?

All of them.

. . . Wtf-?

You heard me.

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!! CAN SOMEONE KILL ME AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY PLEASE?????

Well, you can join me as I take my final leave from Notebook. In. . . 12-ish hours? I shall be going.

You better not vanish before then. Because you have to go out with a bang.
I land on your head, perching
A bang I say.

I shall bang thy mother, to be certain.

. . .
. . .
. . .
. . .
Wut-?
Tf you just say?!

You heard me, cretin- I shall bang thy mother-

Which one?

All of them.

. . . Wtf-?

You heard me.

Grabs popcorn

@RhysTheFirebird group

All of them.

. . . Wtf-?

You heard me.

THE ONLY MOTHER OF MINE YOU CAN BANG IS GEMMA-
That’s it.

If i adopt you, then I'll be your mom, then vis can bang me

WOAH— NO
Nononono-
You’re not adopting me. I’m pretty sure you’re younger than me.

@DancingWithMyDemons business

All of them.

. . . Wtf-?

You heard me.

THE ONLY MOTHER OF MINE YOU CAN BANG IS GEMMA-
That’s it.

If i adopt you, then I'll be your mom, then vis can bang me

WOAH— NO
Nononono-
You’re not adopting me. I’m pretty sure you’re younger than me.

how old are you?

@Visiones-Miraculorum

All of them.

. . . Wtf-?

You heard me.

THE ONLY MOTHER OF MINE YOU CAN BANG IS GEMMA-
That’s it.

If i adopt you, then I'll be your mom, then vis can bang me

WOAH— NO
Nononono-
You’re not adopting me. I’m pretty sure you’re younger than me.

If I'm correct, she's. . . 17 and a quarter? I look at Arya Correct?

@RhysTheFirebird group

All of them.

. . . Wtf-?

You heard me.

THE ONLY MOTHER OF MINE YOU CAN BANG IS GEMMA-
That’s it.

You think I haven't?

. . .
No, not at all- But still. ONLY GEMMA- if you were banging someone else, that’s d be questionable as to if you’re loyal to her-

@Visiones-Miraculorum

All of them.

. . . Wtf-?

You heard me.

THE ONLY MOTHER OF MINE YOU CAN BANG IS GEMMA-
That’s it.

If i adopt you, then I'll be your mom, then vis can bang me

WOAH— NO
Nononono-
You’re not adopting me. I’m pretty sure you’re younger than me.

how old are you?

Rhys is about 18, possibly 19, since she's with Kai, who is nearly 17.

@RhysTheFirebird group

All of them.

. . . Wtf-?

You heard me.

THE ONLY MOTHER OF MINE YOU CAN BANG IS GEMMA-
That’s it.

If i adopt you, then I'll be your mom, then vis can bang me

WOAH— NO
Nononono-
You’re not adopting me. I’m pretty sure you’re younger than me.

how old are you?

Rhys is about 18, possibly 19, since she's with Kai, who is nearly 17.

Almost 19

@Visiones-Miraculorum

All of them.

. . . Wtf-?

You heard me.

THE ONLY MOTHER OF MINE YOU CAN BANG IS GEMMA-
That’s it.

You think I haven't?

. . .
No, not at all- But still. ONLY GEMMA- if you were banging someone else, that’s d be questionable as to if you’re loyal to her-

I am not my father. He would do that and I strive be what he couldn't be.

@Visiones-Miraculorum

All of them.

. . . Wtf-?

You heard me.

THE ONLY MOTHER OF MINE YOU CAN BANG IS GEMMA-
That’s it.

If i adopt you, then I'll be your mom, then vis can bang me

WOAH— NO
Nononono-
You’re not adopting me. I’m pretty sure you’re younger than me.

how old are you?

Rhys is about 18, possibly 19, since she's with Kai, who is nearly 17.

Almost 19

Thought so.

@Eli-the-transboi group

All of them.

. . . Wtf-?

You heard me.

THE ONLY MOTHER OF MINE YOU CAN BANG IS GEMMA-
That’s it.

You think I haven't?

. . .
No, not at all- But still. ONLY GEMMA- if you were banging someone else, that’s d be questionable as to if you’re loyal to her-

I am not my father. He would do that and I strive be what he couldn't be.

Period-

@RhysTheFirebird group

All of them.

. . . Wtf-?

You heard me.

THE ONLY MOTHER OF MINE YOU CAN BANG IS GEMMA-
That’s it.

You think I haven't?

. . .
No, not at all- But still. ONLY GEMMA- if you were banging someone else, that’s d be questionable as to if you’re loyal to her-

I am not my father. He would do that and I strive be what he couldn't be.

Exactly. So, the only mom of mine you’re banging is Gemma.

@RhysTheFirebird group

All of them.

. . . Wtf-?

You heard me.

THE ONLY MOTHER OF MINE YOU CAN BANG IS GEMMA-
That’s it.

You think I haven't?

. . .
No, not at all- But still. ONLY GEMMA- if you were banging someone else, that’s d be questionable as to if you’re loyal to her-

I am not my father. He would do that and I strive be what he couldn't be.

^^