Will never understand how people can sleep on their stomachs.
I'm always paranoid I'm gonna choke or something. It's not comfy.
If you're so paranoid I can do the job for you. It's okay not to have the courage for that. (If you get it you get it and I am not sorry for this one-)
Alright.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I do not
Spoiler - click to show.
Because I'm turned on automatically when it's below 10.
:D I do not understand and I’m not sure I want to
YOU DONT.
I chuckle You get it. (And I apologise but I spoiler tagged it which means you clicked it knowing full well it would be horrible-)
sobs yeah ame you don’t want to know
I chuckle The count of people who get it now numbers two.
finger guns I’m not sure whether to feel accomplishment or bad about it, I’m not even completely sure of my conclusion as to what it means but I’m pretty sure
Anywhoo
Did you laugh, at least?
Yes, of course
Good, because I have much worse jokes that I think you might like in that case.
Will never understand how people can sleep on their stomachs.
I'm always paranoid I'm gonna choke or something. It's not comfy.
If you're so paranoid I can do the job for you. It's okay not to have the courage for that. (If you get it you get it and I am not sorry for this one-)
Set myself up for that one… damn.
Shadow Man, you are worrying me.
You are going to end up killing people with laughter.
That, my friend, is the point. If I cannot breathe I will make it so nobody else can either.
😃
😃
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Will never understand how people can sleep on their stomachs.
I'm always paranoid I'm gonna choke or something. It's not comfy.
If you're so paranoid I can do the job for you. It's okay not to have the courage for that. (If you get it you get it and I am not sorry for this one-)
Set myself up for that one… damn.
I snicker Please tell me you at least snorted.
Will never understand how people can sleep on their stomachs.
I'm always paranoid I'm gonna choke or something. It's not comfy.
If you're so paranoid I can do the job for you. It's okay not to have the courage for that. (If you get it you get it and I am not sorry for this one-)
Set myself up for that one… damn.
I snicker Please tell me you at least snorted.
Yeah that one got me.
My homie materialized at my door at politely asked me to shut up.
Good, because I have much worse jokes that I think you might like in that case.
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t interested
Good, because I have much worse jokes that I think you might like in that case.
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t interested
Well then I shall send you some of my worst.
Will never understand how people can sleep on their stomachs.
I'm always paranoid I'm gonna choke or something. It's not comfy.
If you're so paranoid I can do the job for you. It's okay not to have the courage for that. (If you get it you get it and I am not sorry for this one-)
Set myself up for that one… damn.
I snicker Please tell me you at least snorted.
Yeah that one got me.
My homie materialized at my door at politely asked me to shut up.
I laugh Did you tell him any of the jokes?
Ah, I should have known.
casually sobs
I prod you
What
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another crying emoji :,) I’m sorry
Ah, I should have known.
casually sobs
I prod you
What
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another crying emoji :,) I’m sorry
Stop crying so much, you'll literally cry me a river-
Ah, I should have known.
casually sobs
I prod you
What
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another crying emoji :,) I’m sorry
Stop crying so much, you'll literally cry me a river-
I’ll cry however much I want to >:O
Ah, I should have known.
casually sobs
I prod you
What
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another crying emoji :,) I’m sorry
Stop crying so much, you'll literally cry me a river-
I’ll cry however much I want to >:O
Then I will tickle the everloving fuck out of you. How about that?
Ah, I should have known.
casually sobs
I prod you
What
The image won't load.
another crying emoji :,) I’m sorry
Stop crying so much, you'll literally cry me a river-
I’ll cry however much I want to >:O
Then I will tickle the everloving fuck out of you. How about that?
hides in blanket cocoon nuuuuuuuuuu
Ah, I should have known.
casually sobs
I prod you
What
The image won't load.
another crying emoji :,) I’m sorry
Stop crying so much, you'll literally cry me a river-
I’ll cry however much I want to >:O
Then I will tickle the everloving fuck out of you. How about that?
hides in blanket cocoon nuuuuuuuuuu
Your tactics of evasion will not work-
Your tactics of evasion will not work-
curls up into a tiny little ball nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu—