forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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@Eli-the-transboi group

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

NOOOOOOOO GIV HER BAKKKK

Deleted user

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

NOOOOOOOO GIV HER BAKKKK

visio give Gemma back right now or I will smack you

@False-andrew flash_on

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

shrieks and turns bright red starting to kick

@just_gabs_needs_coffee group

*makes another lipstick taser duct tape contraption and hands to Gemma *

*quick realization that giving a sparkly, noisy mass weapon to a Gemma under the influence is not a good idea *

*shrug of disregard *

offers soul of cheesecake god

MY PATRON HAS BEEN OFFENDED

@Eli-the-transboi group

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

shrieks and turns bright red starting to kick

Mommy ima save you! saves mommy from the vampire

Deleted user

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

NOOOOOOOO GIV HER BAKKKK

visio give Gemma back right now or I will smack you

I pause She won't have access to that monstrosity the chicken created. Would you like me to leave her and give her access to what ammounts up to a thunderstorm?

@False-andrew flash_on

*makes another lipstick taser duct tape contraption and hands to Gemma *

*quick realization that giving a sparkly, noisy mass weapon to a Gemma under the influence is not a good idea *

*shrug of disregard *

offers soul of cheesecake god

MY PATRON HAS BEEN OFFENDED

shrugs nonchlanty

Deleted user

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

NOOOOOOOO GIV HER BAKKKK

visio give Gemma back right now or I will smack you

I pause She won't have access to that monstrosity the chicken created. Would you like me to leave her and give her access to what ammounts up to a thunderstorm?

She’s drunk, I can easily steal the thing from her shrugs and sips coffee

@False-andrew flash_on

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

shrieks and turns bright red starting to kick

Mommy ima save you! saves mommy from the vampire

thnk u! ^w^

@False-andrew flash_on

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

NOOOOOOOO GIV HER BAKKKK

visio give Gemma back right now or I will smack you

I pause She won't have access to that monstrosity the chicken created. Would you like me to leave her and give her access to what ammounts up to a thunderstorm?

She’s drunk, I can easily steal the thing from her shrugs and sips coffee

wanna BET

@IamNOTachickenok

*makes another lipstick taser duct tape contraption and hands to Gemma *

*quick realization that giving a sparkly, noisy mass weapon to a Gemma under the influence is not a good idea *

*shrug of disregard *

offers soul of cheesecake god

*shouting to a potato-bag Gemma *

I DONT NEED GABS SOUL, BUT THANKS ANYWAYS!

*puts together many more *

@Eli-the-transboi group

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

shrieks and turns bright red starting to kick

Mommy ima save you! saves mommy from the vampire

thnk u! ^w^

^^ ima superhero!

@False-andrew flash_on

*makes another lipstick taser duct tape contraption and hands to Gemma *

*quick realization that giving a sparkly, noisy mass weapon to a Gemma under the influence is not a good idea *

*shrug of disregard *

offers soul of cheesecake god

*shouting to a potato-bag Gemma *

I DONT NEED GABS SOUL, BUT THANKS ANYWAYS!

*puts together many more *

. . . offers soul of the Elder Crab

Deleted user

Where’s Visio when you really need a murder /j

You rang?

OH HI

nervous laughter

I wave Ave.

I uh. Was definitely not casually mentioning that you murder people

I mean what

Ah. Who needs killing now? Gemma? Pandora? Kai? Gabs? Chicken?

your mum I mean Gemma’s very drunk right now but don’t actually murder her

I nod Got it. I pick Gemma up as though she's a sack of potatos and carry her out of the chat So long.

NOOOOOOOO GIV HER BAKKKK

visio give Gemma back right now or I will smack you

I pause She won't have access to that monstrosity the chicken created. Would you like me to leave her and give her access to what ammounts up to a thunderstorm?

She’s drunk, I can easily steal the thing from her shrugs and sips coffee

You clearly underestimate any form of Gemma.

Deleted user

You clearly underestimate any form of Gemma.

Shush, you cracker

@IamNOTachickenok

*makes another lipstick taser duct tape contraption and hands to Gemma *

*quick realization that giving a sparkly, noisy mass weapon to a Gemma under the influence is not a good idea *

*shrug of disregard *

offers soul of cheesecake god

*shouting to a potato-bag Gemma *

I DONT NEED GABS SOUL, BUT THANKS ANYWAYS!

*puts together many more *

. . . offers soul of the Elder Crab

…*gently takes *

…is this an alliance?

…you’re welcome to take it back, if you want…

@just_gabs_needs_coffee group

*shouting to a potato-bag Gemma *

I DONT NEED GABS SOUL, BUT THANKS ANYWAYS!

*puts together many more *

I am not the cheesecake god, I am merely an immortal empress who happens to be empress of cheesecake. I am no god.

Deleted user

You clearly underestimate any form of Gemma.

Shush, you cracker

Dasa Nono word!

I meant cracker as in the bread item

Deleted user

You clearly underestimate any form of Gemma.

Shush, you cracker

Why do you call me that? Because I am delicious and salty? /j

@False-andrew flash_on

*makes another lipstick taser duct tape contraption and hands to Gemma *

*quick realization that giving a sparkly, noisy mass weapon to a Gemma under the influence is not a good idea *

*shrug of disregard *

offers soul of cheesecake god

*shouting to a potato-bag Gemma *

I DONT NEED GABS SOUL, BUT THANKS ANYWAYS!

*puts together many more *

. . . offers soul of the Elder Crab

…*gently takes *

…is this an alliance?

…you’re welcome to take it back, if you want…

shrugs i just wannna sparky