forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Started March 16, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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a baby chicken

possibly 2 baby chickens…

Basically chaos, chaos, and more chaos. And possibly twins.

Reminder that you're within a foot of me, and I am very much able to smack you.

Reminder that since you are also within a foot of me, you can attempt to smack me, fail, and end up dead.

Reminder that our math teacher, a legal adult who has the power to take legal action, is about a foot in front of us as well.

Basically chaos, chaos, and more chaos. And possibly twins.

Reminder that you're within a foot of me, and I am very much able to smack you.

Reminder that since you are also within a foot of me, you can attempt to smack me, fail, and end up dead.

wait….. what? is there another sibling rivalry on this chat???

Basically chaos, chaos, and more chaos. And possibly twins.

Reminder that you're within a foot of me, and I am very much able to smack you.

Reminder that since you are also within a foot of me, you can attempt to smack me, fail, and end up dead.

wait….. what? is there another sibling rivalry on this chat???

no
but we're friends IRL and being friends while one of us is chicken and the other is on the other side is slightly annoying

Basically chaos, chaos, and more chaos. And possibly twins.

Reminder that you're within a foot of me, and I am very much able to smack you.

Reminder that since you are also within a foot of me, you can attempt to smack me, fail, and end up dead.

Reminder that our math teacher, a legal adult who has the power to take legal action, is about a foot in front of us as well.

Reminder that I can easily blame it on Jace

Basically chaos, chaos, and more chaos. And possibly twins.

Reminder that you're within a foot of me, and I am very much able to smack you.

Reminder that since you are also within a foot of me, you can attempt to smack me, fail, and end up dead.

Reminder that our math teacher, a legal adult who has the power to take legal action, is about a foot in front of us as well.

Reminder that I can easily blame it on Jace

gasp

_{blackmail and betrayal}

Basically chaos, chaos, and more chaos. And possibly twins.

Reminder that you're within a foot of me, and I am very much able to smack you.

Reminder that since you are also within a foot of me, you can attempt to smack me, fail, and end up dead.

Reminder that our math teacher, a legal adult who has the power to take legal action, is about a foot in front of us as well.

Reminder that I can easily blame it on Jace

WE CAN BLAME EVERYTHING ON JACE

Or Jason.

Or Ryland, because Jace owns his legs.

Basically chaos, chaos, and more chaos. And possibly twins.

Reminder that you're within a foot of me, and I am very much able to smack you.

Reminder that since you are also within a foot of me, you can attempt to smack me, fail, and end up dead.

Reminder that our math teacher, a legal adult who has the power to take legal action, is about a foot in front of us as well.

Reminder that I can easily blame it on Jace

WE CAN BLAME EVERYTHING ON JACE

Or Jason.

Or Ryland, because Jace owns his legs.

valid

no
but we're friends IRL and being friends while one of us is chicken and the other is on the other side is slightly annoying

lol noice

now I'm lost ;-;

My beloved, sparkly, neon egg looks oddly large…

no
but we're friends IRL and being friends while one of us is chicken and the other is on the other side is slightly annoying

lol noice

yes
lifes fun

My beloved, sparkly, neon egg looks oddly large…

Don't make it triplets
twins is enough

My beloved, sparkly, neon egg looks oddly large…

Don't make it triplets
twins is enough

CAN I NAME THEM!?

My beloved, sparkly, neon egg looks oddly large…

Don't make it triplets
twins is enough

I will physically murder you.

IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA AND YOU *rUiNeD * ITTTT

When you dissociate so hard that you literally start having flashbacks-

My beloved, sparkly, neon egg looks oddly large…

Don't make it triplets
twins is enough

CAN I NAME THEM!?

Yes, yes. You can now name my one (side glare to nightmare) chicky.

My beloved, sparkly, neon egg looks oddly large…

Don't make it triplets
twins is enough

I will physically murder you.

IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA AND YOU *rUiNeD * ITTTT

well you kinda have to physically murder me
it's really hard to mentally murder someone
obviously

and you can try >:D

Well, not until we find out the gender, I suppose.

My beloved, sparkly, neon egg looks oddly large…

Don't make it triplets
twins is enough

I will physically murder you.

IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA AND YOU *rUiNeD * ITTTT

well you kinda have to physically murder me
it's really hard to mentally murder someone
obviously

and you can try >:D

You do not know the lengths I can go, child.

Well, not until we find out the gender, I suppose.

Hmmm

My beloved, sparkly, neon egg looks oddly large…

Don't make it triplets
twins is enough

CAN I NAME THEM!?

Yes, yes. You can now name my one (side glare to nightmare) chicky.

Hmmm

My beloved, sparkly, neon egg looks oddly large…

Don't make it triplets
twins is enough

I will physically murder you.

IT WAS SUCH A GOOD IDEA AND YOU *rUiNeD * ITTTT

well you kinda have to physically murder me
it's really hard to mentally murder someone
obviously

and you can try >:D

You do not know the lengths I can go, child.

You don't know the lengths I WILL go, child
I can have Midnight involintarily slap you….

maybe you could choose a unisex name