@False-andrew flash_on
(i was a dumb and dangerous child dont judge- i legit thought it was bits of rock candy cus i had just been eating rock candy-)
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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
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@IamNOTachickenok
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@just_gabs_needs_coffee group
(I swear this site man- I'm already Mom Friend irl and this dam site is me just like MOM FRIEND 1000)
@just_gabs_needs_coffee group
(dude did you at least go to the doctor?)
@False-andrew flash_on
(nah- i was fine my jaw was strong enough to powder it immediately, i put dents in metal a few years later too because of a dare that i couldn't break metal with my jaw)
@False-andrew flash_on
(i promise i could not make this shit up, this is actualt shit that happened when i was a teenager)
@False-andrew flash_on
(anyways moving on from my stupidity-)
@just_gabs_needs_coffee group
(i- I have no words.)
@Eli-the-transboi group
………..GEMMA-
@IamNOTachickenok
(I FREAKING LOVE THE NEW USERNAME GABS)
(Gemma, HOW ARE YOU STILL MANAGING TO LIVE)
(Eclipse, yOu kNoW bEtTeR, aNd i hAvE deVeLoPed a sParKLy cHanCLa…)
(Midnight, you are bEiNg aTtAcKeD bY mEEeEeEeEeE
*grabs floor glitter, sprinkles on cheesecake, and sticks multiple tiny umbrellas in *
CUE CHAOS SCREAMS AND MAULING OF CHEEEEESCAKE
@Eli-the-transboi group
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@just_gabs_needs_coffee group
Haha thanks Chicken
NOOO DONT MAUL MY CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!!
(oh, my God, I just felt like the cabbage man from avatar)
@Eli-the-transboi group
XDDDDDD
@just_gabs_needs_coffee group
NOT MY CHEESECAKE!!!
My cheesecakeeee!!!
@Eli-the-transboi group
dies
@just_gabs_needs_coffee group
dies
NOOO!!
I shall revive you! With the power of
CHEESECAKE
@Eli-the-transboi group
dies
NOOO!!
I shall revive you! With the power of
CHEESECAKE
comes back to life dang it-
@Nightmare_Eclipse language
wut
@just_gabs_needs_coffee group
Ah dang it
I submitted my résumé to a Rosarium near where I live
And it was looking good
But apparently, all of their staff from last year is coming back so they don’t have any openings
Big sad
@Nightmare_Eclipse language
Ah dang it
I submitted my résumé to a Rosarium near where I live
And it was looking good
But apparently, all of their staff from last year is coming back so they don’t have any openings
Big sad
dang :(
@Eli-the-transboi group
dies again
@Nightmare_Eclipse language
dies again
slaps to revive
@CinnamonTheHouseplant
I have returned to chaos.
@Eli-the-transboi group
dies again
slaps to revive
hisses STAP REVIVING ME I WANNA BE AT PEACE-
@Nightmare_Eclipse language
I have returned to chaos.
good job
@False-andrew flash_on
………..GEMMA-
XD
(Gemma, HOW ARE YOU STILL MANAGING TO LIVE)
through sheer force of will (a.k.a. im too stupid to die)