forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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I have made someone's day by simple aesthetics that I fucked around with due to boredom, and I can happily say that my week has been made by this accidental I Did Good

I'm wheezing do you ever get those pre-period cramps? Well I just noticed I have those and just said "oH NO" very loudly in my empty pitch black room

I'm wheezing do you ever get those pre-period cramps? Well I just noticed I have those and just said "oH NO" very loudly in my empty pitch black room

Me all day today

I'm wheezing do you ever get those pre-period cramps? Well I just noticed I have those and just said "oH NO" very loudly in my empty pitch black room

me two days ago
unfortunately

did yall know that you cramp when you ovulate too?
females spend more time cramping than not and it's just–awesome.

wol
XD

I don't even get the concept of ovulation tbh

Simply put–it's when you're fertile

capable of producing abundant vegetation or crops.

gross
when can I get rid of it

go to bed

_fine….

Even more simply put– it's when your womb is ready to make a baby

gross
when can I get rid of it

ctrl+alt+delete doesn't seem to be working on my unfortunately acquired uterus

oh oh I know the computer code for this one: doctor+hysterectomy

consider. diy organ harvesting.

How much can I sell my uterus for
Probably nothing because no one fucking wants one

Also, despite being a straight cis person, the way my mother acts about/towards trans people really upsets me??
Like, she'll refer to my trans friend as "oh, that girl who thinks she's a boy?"
And we watch survivor, and one of the contestants is trans (and he's like, fully transitioned and stuff. Surgeries, testosterone, the works) and she just?? Keeps calling him "the one who's actually a girl" or something along those lines??
Idk, it doesn't explicitly affect me so it surprises me that it bothers me so much
But I'm kinda pissed ngl
It's like two am I need to chill

i’ve got a few sharp kitchen utensils i’m sure i can figure it out

capable of producing abundant vegetation or crops.

gross
when can I get rid of it

honk

honk

honk

Everybody is gone celebrating Easter
:(
I've already eaten carrot cake, done my easter egg hunt, and consumed an ungodly amount of jellybeans