forum Confessions

Started September 17, 2019 by @Bananapudding

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confess thy sins here children

Nice try, dad

I murdered someone! I wanted to feel like god.

I don't actually have 3,852 siblings

Of course, I read the terms and conditions link. … Yes, the privacy policy too.

…I pour milk before my cereal

I may have poisoned my science teacher's coffee last year.

I say lmao like lahmow and lmfao like limfow

I spit in someone's food because I hated them so much (and they don't know about it to this day)

I help people cheat on quizzes and tests and they do the same for me

I pronounce .Gif as jif instead of ghif because that's how it's supposed to be pronounced

^^

^^^

I say lmao like lah mayo

I ate straight peanut butter

Same

I called my principal last year Mr. Egg and I almost egged his car
I HAD GOOD REASON I SWEAR

I hate peanut butter with every piece of my existence but I have consumed straight cream cheese, guacamole, and even a spoonful of mayonnaise once

I pronounce .Gif as jif instead of ghif because that's how it's supposed to be pronounced

oh god

I haven't slept in three days, four hours, and fifteen minutes.

I haven't slept in three days, four hours, and fifteen minutes.

uh sir you should sleep

I haven't slept in three days, four hours, and fifteen minutes.

uh sir you should sleep

Three days, six hours, lost count of minutes.

SIR. GET SOME REST. R E E D!

Three days, nine hours.

G E T S L E E P