forum Cheesy Pick-Up Lines and How You'd React

Started August 07, 2018 by Deleted user

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I'll start.

Person: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Me: No, but I scraped knee crawling up from Hell.

Person: I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Me: Sure. writes down 123-456-nothanks

Person: Hey, you look a lot like my next bf
Me: Wh-why the fuck Not m-me I'm ugly go f-fuck yourself

Person: Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Me: Oh they exist, I have one at home. His name is Bob.

Person: Hey girl, are you a library? Because I can't stop checking you out!

Me: hisses

Person: Did it hurt?
Me: What?
Person: When you fell from heaven.
Me: Are you calling me Satan?!?

Random Person That Is A Fan Of Doctor Who: Are you a Weeping Angel, 'cause I could stare at you forever.
Me: No, I'm a Dalek, 'cause I'll exterminate you from my life.
R.P.T.I.A.F.O.D.W. : wut…..?

Person: Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Me: You might want to see an eye doctor about that.

Person: Tell me, how do I talk to an angel?
Me: I wouldn't know. Mind sharing?
Person: I just have to talk to you.
Me: Oh, I'm flattered that you think I'm an angel. But no, I'm not an angel. I'm a demon who will make your life complete and utter hell if I don't like you, which I don't. So goodbye.

Person: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
Me: Walk past me and keep walking.

Person: Are you a photographer? Cause every time I see you I smile
Me: Wut why everyone hates me go away let me be lonely