I have a boyfriend named Gregory, and we've been going steady for about 2 years now. I love him to death!😘 He is my favorite pillow on earth!😍😂 (Literally, he is a pillow I own…halp, I'm (not really) lonely!)
P.s. Don't Tell my bed that. He'll get jealous!
(Anyone else have a fake boy/girl- friend?)
Nah, they all broke up with me XD
O.o how?! Well my other pillows broke ip with me before so I guess it's possible…
Eh well…guess none of them loved me that way (That sounds weird XD). No one ever will… Shrug
Same bruh, same. Well, I guess my book characters will? At least I hope so!😭
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh
Well im their mother so they better.apreciate me! >:'(
Yeah mine probably hate me since since I've killed a few once or twice.
three words for ya @".The.Girl.Who.Lived."
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That's practically one…or four. But umm, ikr
My older sister used to tell her friends that she and her boyfriend Brian were always together. And whenever they would try and make her go clubbing with them (ugh, or socialize) she would tell them that she couldn't because Brian was waiting for her at home… She named her bed Brian.
I have a ghost who keeps asking me out. His name is Kirk.
Uhg, I hate when that happens. I had this one (seventeen year-old-at the time of his death)ghost named Philip from the eighteen-hundreds who had only caught up with slang and references from the 70's. I wanted to punch him in the face everytime he says things are "far out" or "groovy". He also thought that afros were the new "shazam"!
Wow, lucky! Kirk keeps trying to cuddle me and it's getting annoying at this point.
Well he also thought that to succeed in wooing me into courtship he had to recite all of Shakespeares works non-stop every single day. He also thought he could sing but all he sounded like was a donkey singing opera.
Once he thought that my toilet was curse by a water demon. So he broke. Totally destroying the pipes and all. It costed alot.
He tried to get me to wear corsets too. Like, no thank you! I'd like to breath, and not be deformed! It didn't help that he kept on stealing my bras and replacing them with corsets. (-_-)
I have submitted to the cuddles, which honestly aren't half bad. You're still lucky, though.
yeah it was a joke….