So what are mortals doing with their lives right now?

Contemplating existence

Lovely

I would join you in the contemplation of existence, but I'm afraid that I do not exist.

I would join you in the contemplation of existence, but I'm afraid that I do not exist.

lies

truths

Ok, if you DON’T exist then how are u on here now? Hmmmm???

HmMmM???

I am merely the voice in someone's head. They only listen to what I tell them to say. They are completely independent of me but they just choose to try to be me. They will never succeed but they persist in saying they are me. They cry when I want them to and laugh when I force them to. It is truly quite nice.

O-oh….dies

And I oop-

Sksksksks

OH MY GOSH YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING RELATED TO THAT ^ ^^ IT ISN'T EVEN THAT FUNNY BUT I THOUGHT I WAS HILARIOUS BUT I SAID IT SO IT'S NOt really that funny. Sorry I got excited.

Yes we wanna hear

Man(Partner for a project): Sits there in an "office"
Doctor(Me): Sir, I have some bad news.
Man: Listens intently
Doctor: Your daughter…she's…she'd a VSCO girl. I'm so sorry.
Man: Oh I know- I'm a VSCO guy.
Doctor: Drops clipboard

(OK so I swear that was said somewhere else but I'm just gonna ignore that fact)

Man(Partner for a project): Sits there in an "office"
Doctor(Me): Sir, I have some bad news.
Man: Listens intently
Doctor: Your daughter…she's…she'd a VSCO girl. I'm so sorry.
Man: Oh I know- I'm a VSCO guy.
Doctor: Drops clipboard

(OK so I swear that was said somewhere else but I'm just gonna ignore that fact)

YES

XDDD

I’m here mortals

Why won’t somebody end my life, I want to die.

Babes no- do you need hugs?

Honestly I’m too pissy for a hug. I’m just such a bitch right now. I’m just very pissed off.

Was it something someone on here said?