forum Bad Pickup lines(Swear Warning)

Started May 13, 2019 by @GameMaster group

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Post the worst pickup lines you've ever heard or gotten. I'll start the fun: Hey, are you a math textbook, because every time I see you I say "Fuck me". Have fun!

"Are you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids."

"I'll smash you harder than the iceberg against the titanic."

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see."

I may not be a Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock
You're on my list of things to do tonight
Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get

I'm no weather man but I can tell it's going to be wet down under
You are like my pinky toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture.

From a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

(These are so bad omg)

Are you a mop? Cus I wanna be cleaning you up at the end of the night.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Cus I can see myself in them.

Are you War and Peace? Because you sure are thicc

I may not be a Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock

This took 5 years off of my life.
I love it.

I seriously regret this but its really funny so keep going.

This one's from a hunicast:

"Are you from St. Lois?"
"No, why?"
"Well I could still teach you to arch your back"