forum Anyone want a British friend? https://www.notebook.ai/forum/general-chat/did-you-know-lostboy2

Started July 06, 2018 by Deleted user

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Singing 'cause I'm happyyyyyy

Is it okay to slam my face into the desk?

Yes

Interesting question. Depends on the reasons and velocity at which your face will be traveling.

Reasons: I don't want to go to church, I feel awful

Velocity: I'm not a physicist

Same

Reasons: I don't want to go to church, I feel awful

Velocity: I'm not a physicist

I don't want to go to church either, but that's just because of my extreme social anxiety.
Are you sick?

Depressed

Yeah, that's a good reason.

My mom doesn't think so

Neither did mine, she made me go to church too. Fights off both our moms "Leave us be, you hooligans!"

She says it's "good for me"

While I agree going out while depressed can be good for you, I don't think it's good to try and force people to when they really don't want to.
I suggest taking a hot shower. I always feel better after that.

Okay will do (eventually)

Okey doke!
I'll actually have to leave soon too for church, but for the mean time, I am staying right here.

props feet up So what y'all want to talk about? Besides heads traveling at an unspecified velocity, I mean.

I wanna talk about cheeeeeessee

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeseee

Would you like to buy a bicycle?

I had way too much cheese yesterday, and now my stomach hurts, but it was worth it!

Would you like to buy a bicycle?

A cheese bicycle?

Aw I'm sorry

Cheese is good tho

Would you like to buy a bicycle?

A cheese bicycle?

It's a model from the time of the Taco War

Gasp The great Taco war.

My great great grandmother fought in the Taco War