forum Anyone want a British friend? https://www.notebook.ai/forum/general-chat/did-you-know-lostboy2
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@Angel with a music box

I feel really bad, but I gotta go too. It's getting late and I didn't get much sleep last night. Plus, I've been on this chat for like five hours, so I should probably get off. Bye all! Love ya!

@kat_i_am

ALSO HECK A THING HAPPENED WITH JESS AND ALL Y'ALL NEED TO WAKE UP SOON SO YOU CAN FANGIRL/BOY/PERSON WITH ME
so I sent Jessy the screenshots of my convo with Sarah(strange girl) and uhhh
J: I can be your sugar daddy
Me: (okay first of all it took me two minutes to reply. My phone was just open and I just stared at that) ….I'll consider it ;)
J: Excellent
wait I don't have money
be MY sugar daddy
Me: …. I don't have money either (that's why Sarah said that in the first place)
But I guess I'll do my best?
J: We can be each others sugar daddies
be my sugar mommy
Me: excellent lol

OKAY SO UHHHH YEAH

Also convo number two
context: google photo assistant suggested that I make a "love story" movie. I just need to add in photos of my SO and they have a backing track or whatever. But the photo they had as a demo was two guys, so…
Me: (sends screenshot of that) Google knows I'm gay and wants me to make a movie documenting my (nonexistent) romantic relationship
J: Mood
(skipping a bit…)
Me: apparently even google is tired of me being single lol
actually no I think it's more tired than I am
J: Google Wingman
Me: OH MY GOSH
They could totally market that lol
J: Oh you right
Me: Need help getting a date? Or telling your crush that you like them? Or maybe you just want someone to take cute couples pics with to put on Instagram. If any of these apply to you, download Google Wingman today, free on the Google play store (5$ on apple app store)
J: nice

SO UH HI I'M STILL SCREAMING
also I'm at 92 points now.
so close to winning
but I also think she's getting closer to figuring it out

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Of course I'll be gay with you! It's my favorite thing to do!

Deleted user

I HAD AN ADVENTURE THIS MORNING (Also side note. You are so bloody close to winning that game(

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You can do it! OKAY so Collin crashed my house this morning and I was still sleeping… I woke up to us randomly cuddling (Not gonna complain) Then when I woke up, he informed me he had found a new cafe… IT HAS CINNAMON ROLLS… I rest my case.

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Ugh, I know. It's like 85 degrees today so he's just helping my dad do stuff outside with no shirt while I gaze out my window like a swot.

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Umm what's that word that you call unpopular smart people in your country