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@kat_i_am

ahhh guys I was kinda kidding lol
I won't die
honestly I'm like… I'm the kind of person who can't hurt a fly. Seriously. I don't think I've ever intentionally killed a bug in all 18 years of my life.
I could never kill myself
and honestly I hate pain too much to put myself into any situation that could kill me
so even if I was suicidal (which I'm not) I couldn't do anything due to sheer fear and hatred of killing things

@kat_i_am

I am kinda sad rn tho so I've made the executive decision that I'm gonna go get like 5 oreos and eat them all

@Crisis

I am kinda sad rn tho so I've made the executive decision that I'm gonna go get like 5 oreos and eat them all

Only five? Girl you have amazing self control. If I was sad the whole package would be gone

Deleted user

If you're sad, then why just 5 Oreos? Eat every Oreo you have.

@kat_i_am

Firesky that's tragic
oreos are like
my favorite thing
all I ever want for my bday is just…. oreos. nutella. peanut butter. Not mixed together tho. but nutella and oreos would prob be good together
but like
just get me a jar of each… I mean… a package of oreos. But a jar of the other two
and I'll love you forever
if my future partner doesn't propose with one of those foods nearby…. or all three… I'm not saying yes until they obtain them

Deleted user

…if you're expecting me to deny it I'm not. It's true.

@kat_i_am

…if you're expecting me to deny it I'm not. It's true.

stop enabling me
I will eat all the oreos
but then I'll feel like trash
and then I'll be even more sad
like it won't be your fault that I'll be sad
but if I eat the rest of the oreos it will be your fault

@kat_i_am

oh and I'll have to vacuum my room tomorrow lol
I'm getting oreo crumbs on my sleeping bag
they'll be on the floor soon
so
that's that
sounds fun

@kat_i_am

wait
I exercised today for like an hour
I got my endorphins
I'm only like 20 ozs away from my hydration goal
I got the advised human interaction
I've eaten pretty well
why am I sad
I should not be sad
I've taken so many steps to avoid it
stop that

Deleted user

Oof I'm sorry I'll stop
I guess I'm just used to my high metabolism.

@kat_i_am

Oof I'm sorry I'll stop
I guess I'm just used to my high metabolism.

I have a high metabolism too lol
I've just been eating healthier lately so too much junk food makes me feel like trash

@Crisis

wait
I exercised today for like an hour
I got my endorphins
I'm only like 20 ozs away from my hydration goal
I got the advised human interaction
I've eaten pretty well
why am I sad
I should not be sad
I've taken so many steps to avoid it
stop that

You do not choose to be sad. You cannot prevent regular emotions. Sometimes you just feel down and that's okay. Just know that it will pass

@kat_i_am

I dunno why you're sad
Why are you sad

I mean
I know exactly why I'm sad
I just choose to ignore that reason

@kat_i_am

wait
I exercised today for like an hour
I got my endorphins
I'm only like 20 ozs away from my hydration goal
I got the advised human interaction
I've eaten pretty well
why am I sad
I should not be sad
I've taken so many steps to avoid it
stop that

You do not choose to be sad. You cannot prevent regular emotions. Sometimes you just feel down and that's okay. Just know that it will pass

why are you so wise
you are so wise for your age