forum Riordan Universe Group Chat is still OPEN!!!

Started July 15, 2019 by @Leo-Valdez-Is-The-God-Of-Chaos

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HappyTheDragon: Okay, you guys were just quiet for three days, What's wrong? (besides the usual)
HappyTheDragon: Also: #roastme

Sunshine: There's nothing about you to roast. I literally can't think of anything.
Sunshine: I broke my arm again, but this time it wasn't because I fell out of a tree. So I haven't really been looking at this.

HappyTheDragon: ouch, maybe I should poke it
HappyTheDragon: I have a feeling I should poke it
HappyTheDragon: let me poke it

Sunshine: …my arm?
Sunshine: Please don't. I mean, I'm flattered, but. Please. Do not.

HappyTheDragon: In that case, I'll go to bed. G'night!

Sunshine: What an intellectual conversation that was.

Starlight: I found a tiger.

dead_shapeshifter: I am a tiger

Starlight: says who

dead_shapeshifter: Tiger noises

Sunshine: Seems like a tiger to me.

Starlight: actual tiger roaring noises I cam make tiger noises. That does not make me a tiger. No matter how hard I wish…

Sunshine: Well, yes. But. He said he was a tiger. So. What reason do I have to believe he's not?

Starlight: how is he texting. He doesn’t have fingers. (Texting? What is this?) and he’s a demigod. Half HUMAN half GOD

Starlight:Tigers can’t speak

Sunshine: Maybe he's half god half tiger. You never know. And I wouldn't put it past a god to fuck a tiger.

Starlight:only Zeus would fuck a tiger.

Sunshine: Have you met my father? He'd do it for 5 bucks.

dead_shapeshifter: Zeus has definitely either fucked a tiger or fucked as a tiger

Starlight: probably less- but, there are no tigers on this chat.

Sunshine: …presumably both.

dead_shapeshifter: not true. I'm very clearly a tiger

Sunshine: Ok, hey, my dad's crazy but he has standards.

Sunshine: See? He said he's a tiger. He's obviously a tiger. C'mon, this isn't difficult.

Starlight: I can see you on your phone from HERE. YOU ARE CLEARY A HUMAN.