forum Riordan Universe Group Chat is still OPEN!!!

Started July 15, 2019 by @Leo-Valdez-Is-The-God-Of-Chaos

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Songbird: YES I DID

Fuuuuuck I miss Christina

Sunshine: Who the fuck is - oh yeah. Mkay. Have you considered going on a quest with her? It's worked for everyone else.

Songbird: Christina

My band mate

My human band mate

The one I am hopelessly in love with

That Christina

Sunshine: HAVE. YOU. CONSIDERED. GOING. ON. A. QUEST. WITH. HER?

Songbird: SHE IS MORTAL JUNIPER THAT ISN'T AN OPTION

PLUS THAT WOULD PUT HER IN DANGER

I DON'T WANNA DO THAT

Sunshine: Hell. I MEAN TARTAR SAUCE. Jesus, it's a shock that I haven't been smitten more ofte - did I say jesus? What's a jesus? I meant Jesus, my cousin. He's from Mexico. He's adopted. That one. I don't want to die at the moment.

Ok, so. What you do is, you just go up to dad and be like "hey make her a demigod" and BAM

I know that's not how any of this works, but I'm bad at problem solving, ok?

Songbird: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

dead_shapeshifter: I dunno man sometimes humans are pretty cool

Sunshine: Bro I just stubbed my FUCKING toe again I swear to all that is holy I'm going to yeet myself off a bridge if this keeps happening this isn't worth it I CAN ONLY KEEP MYSELF HAPPY FOR SO LONG, FATHER, AND THEN I JUST LOSE IT, SO CAN YOU DON'T?
OK YOU KNOW WHAT MELODY JUST - HECK YOU.

Songbird: WELL SORRY FOR WANTING TO KEEP THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT SAFE

Sunshine: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU

Songbird has left the chat

Sunshine: Well, then.

dead_shapeshifter: It is as the prophecy fortold

Starlight: your going to yeet yourself? Oh my fucking gods yas! That would be so funny!

Sunshine: …I'm glad you find amusement in my death.

Starlight: I’m a bit morbid, but it’s the process of the death that’s funny you see. The yeeting

Sunshine: … do it for the meme, amiright?

Yeah, ok, how much money is it gonna take to get me a taxi to the statue of liberty so i can jump off it

or, close to it, anyway

Starlight: Ummm. A good amount. Idk, there’s the ferry fee and stuff too… bring an extra $5 for snacks on the go.

Sunshine: Why would my death involve snacks?

dead_shapeshifter: What you've never done Italian cooking to the death?

Sunshine: No I haven't, but now it's on my shortened bucket list

(When Chopped gets taken a little too seriously)

Ghost_King: will, why would we get a cat? Isnt percy enough if a trouble?

SeaweedBrain: HEY!

dead_shapeshifter: so true tho. Percy you got lost on your way to the bathroom.

Sunshine: Ok but didn't everyone?