forum BTS Random Garbage UwU (Closed)

Started December 30, 2019 by @Angelic_Sprite

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"Th-That's not what I meant to say… I… Really… I… I'm not gay nor do I understand where these weird accusations of yours are coming from… I… Th-That's just… I-I m-meant… something…. e-else…" Hoseok says.

"I'm sorry that I broke you, Hoseokie! I just wanted you to be happy.." Jimin says as he faceplants into his food. He was officially broken as well.

Namjoon walks into the dining room. "Um, what the heck is going on? Jimin's face is literally in his food, and Suga is randomly sleeping right now, and presumably holding hands with Hoseok, and Hoseok's face is extremely red and I swear I heard someone, presumably him, yell something about Sprite and being gay in the same sentence…"

Tae walks into the room. "Uhm, should I go back to sleep, or should I try and help?" Tae says, concerned, but mostly confused and a bit weird-ed out.

"Well, Taehyung, I have no idea what's going on or how to fix this, but everything is definitely weird. Jungkook is fine but I can tell he's confused as to what is going on, even though he's been here the entire time," Namjoon says.

Jimin looked up from his food, and he started to talk in third person. "Jiminie is broken.."

Tae looked at Kookie then at Namjoon. "Namjoonie, please help."

"Yes, Jimin, I can see that you are broken… What happened, exactly? Why are you broken to the point that you're talking in the third person?" Namjoon asks.

"Uhm, Jiminie is not talking in third person, Jiminie does not know what Namjoonie means by this. Jiminie is one hundered percent gay and fine!"

"Ah, this has something to do with coming out, doesn't it? I assume you came out and oddly admitted just who your crush is, and then you were also trying to ship Hoseok with someone, presumably Suga, as you do that, and that broke him, considering I swear I heard him yelling something odd about Sprite and being gay before saying that he did not mean to say that, and Kookie is both confused and probably concerned and I have a good feeling that Suga was either up all night or barely slept," Namjoon says, somehow knowing what is going on.

"Jiminies asks if Namjoonie is a magical wizard? TEACH MEH YOUR WAYS SO I CAN FLY!!! Like a bunny." Jimin says as he looks at Namjoon.

"Oh lord, please tell me this is just a really weird dream!!" Tae says as he stands there.

"Jimin, I am starting to wonder if you are drunk… You are acting very drunk right now… Why would you consume an alcoholic beverage in the morning? More of multiple alcoholic beverages, to be honest… My gosh, you are literally either drunk or insanely broken, or maybe a weird mixture of the two…" Namjoon says.

"Uhm, Namjoonie, is it bad that Jiminie might be drunk off of apple juice?" Jimin says as he is not really concerned on how this will end.

"What the heck was in that apple juice, then…? For the love of crabs, if someone put something in that apple juice as a joke I will do something terrible!!" Namjoon says.

"Jiminie is fine, Namjoonie!! Please don't be mad at Jiminie's poor choice of drinking apple juice!!" Jimin says as he looks at him.

"Namjoonie, I think I'm going to be broken, or just leave, try and wake up from this really weird fream, and see y'all in the real world." Tae says, before trying to walk back to his room.

"Sorry, it's just, why the heck would someone tamper with apple juice of all things? That's just crazy and honestly stupid! I don't need you guys getting drunk!!!" Namjoon says, then looking at Tae. "Taehyungie… This is the real world… Why is everyone freaking broken or asleep right now?! Jimin's broken, Hoseok's broken, now you're broken, and then Suga and Jin are sleeping, and Jungkook is too confused to help me!! This is just a freaking mess!!" It is obvious that Namjoon is starting to get very stressed.

Jimin starts to get better, and less broken. "….Why is there food on my face… and why was I talking in third person…? Is Kookie and Hoseokie okay?… D-did I break them?" Jimin says as he looks at Namjoon.

"Huh? What do you mean, Namjoonie?" Tae says as he looks at him, he was already okay, and concerned about what he said earlier.

Jin was dreaming about Gardevior. "Please, marry me, my sweet, sweet, Gardevior!!"

"Your face was literally in your food, I have no idea as to why you were talking in the third person, and Jungkook is simply confused. I don't really know about Hoseok as he hasn't said anything since I walked in, and I am very confused as to some of the things that I overheard, but I'm sure that he'll be okay. Also, Taehyungie, you were literally just trying to call this a dream, and that is definitely something very concerning to just say out of nowhere… At least the both of you seem to be getting better, which is good," Namjoon says.

"Oh, okay, Namjoonie." He looked at Kookie. "Did I say something very off topic that I was gay and that it was only because or really, for you?" Jimin says, hoping that it wasn't true.

"Oh, sorry Namjoonie. I'm fine, though!" He says as Jin walks into the room, half awake, carrying his Gardevior plush around.

"You did say something like that, Jiminie… I found it very odd that you would say something like that… but um… this is a random question for sure… but… is it… is it true… what you said?" Jungkook asks, his face starting to get red.

"Really, it's fine! As long as you guys are okay now!" Namjoon says.

"I married Gardevoir…" Jin says, then dropping the plush and hugging Taehyung. "Why does Gardevoir look like Taehyung…? And where's her wedding dress…?" He yawns and falls asleep, still hugging Taehyung.

"Uhm… it is true.. Kookie…" Jimin says, his face also turning red from admitting this.

Tae's face soon was covered with a dark blush. "Jin… are you okay.. and wedding dress…?!" Tae says, as he was looking at Jin sleeping as he hugged him. {Tae's POV} I really think he either has feelings for me, or is broken… either way, I can't stop blushing so much!!.

"I… um… J-Jiminie… I… w-well… um…." Kookie tries to say something, but fails and just ends up going into his room.

"I love you, Gardevoir…. I love you so much… I'm glad that we're married now…" Jin says, sleep-talking a bit, also smiling slightly and hugging Taehyung tighter.

"K-Kookie!…" Jimin says as he follows him.

Tae's face was completely red. "….?!" He had no words.

Suga woke up and he kept his hand on Hoseok's. {Suga's POV} Hoseok's fingers and mine locked as I continued to hold his hand, I can feel my face getting red, oh no!

Kookie is in his room, laying on his bed, looking at the ceiling above him, seemingly lost in thought about something or oddly sad about something.

"You're mine…" Jin says, still hugging Taehyung tightly.

Hoseok looks at Suga, realizing that he is awake, his face getting redder. Oh, dang… He's awake now… He's purposely doing this…

"Kookie..?' Jimin says as he looks at him from the doorway.

Suga got embarrassed and let go of Hoseoks hand, got up, almost tripping, then running out of the room, still almost tripping once again before he actually does and just decides to lay there. {Suga's POV} And this is very, embarrassing…

Kookie doesn't look at Jimin. He continues to lay on his bed, still staring at the ceiling.

Hoseok runs after Suga. "Suga!! Are you okay down there?! Why did you just run off?! Again, are you okay? Did you accidentally hurt yourself? Do you need help? I can get that, or I can help you up. I just want you to be okay, that's all."