forum assorted dnd characters you make up and never use

Started March 04, 2023 by @larcenistarsonist group

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yikes alright here we go:

• Elle Corvid, a hobgoblin wizard who is Very Evil. I originally created her for a villain campaign my friend was going to do but it got canceled :( anyways she wears a long cloak made of inky black feathers, each of the feathers is a weapon from somebody she's bested in combat and then polymorphed to add to her cape. she has a familiar, a large raven by the name of Edwin. Edwin was formerly known as The Wise King Edward, who was a noble and benevolent man who thought that he could kill the cruel crow queen. on her head, she wears a crown of thorns. YES this is a Crown of Madness that simply never went away. Elle claims that she's bested the crown and that it no longer affects her, but the manic bursts of madness she has say otherwise. Her magic speciality is freezing people in place and blocking stuff.
• Meg Bytes, a Triton teenager Druid. her name is short for megalodon and she's part shark. she's an idiot and i love her. she wears cheap flip flops, vibrant swim trunks, and atrocious tourist tank tops. she also talks like the surfer dude from SpongeBob. her goal is to Stop Pollution, but she has actually no idea what's actually causing pollution and just assumes it's everything. total himbo. her favorite attack is Fire Hose when she just shoots water at seven hundred miles an hour from her hands.
• Irene Rottweiler is a human bard/Monk combo and the dnd equivalent of Pitbull. she wears a gold sequin suit, sunglasses, her hair back in cornrows, and always has a microphone on her. her goal is to put on the best fucking concert festival imaginable and backhand a few idiots in the process.
• Hailden Shraider is a middle aged bardbarian. he used to be a lead singer in a Dwarven metal band, but they broke up, Hailden got divorced and now he's going through a midlife crisis. he winds up with a bunch of young and spunky teenagers and decides "hey this could be fun" and goes on a journey to refind himself, teach a few kids a lesson, and learn a few himself.

I have so many more but those are for a later time akdhjsks

What DnD characters do you guys have??

Isa was basically that until very recently, but i've got a good handful that I have made and are still unused!
We've got Thyme, a Bladesong Wizard Air Genasi, with some Elven heritage. I still don't know where I got his name from.
We have Robert, a cheerful thief-to-be Gnome, who doesn't understand stealth, or that thieves are criminals normally, and not folk heroes normally. He's read a lot of Fantasy Robin Hood.
Third is….. Don't have a name, just the character. He's a tiefling like Isa, who acts real evil like he is a reincarnation of the dark lord, but is actually just a Bard. Kind of a foil to Isa in how they approach others.