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Delaware: [Stares in utter bewilderment before just walking away]
Adele: "Get the fuck o—No, get the fuck over here. I'm gonna beat your crusty, musty fatass for that."
Romy, dismissively: "Oh, uh… Sorry? I didn't mean to bump into you, I guess."
Jarvis: "Oh my God! I am so sorry, that was an accident, I didn't mean—Wait… You pushed me… Oh no, I must've been in your personal space, I'm so, so sorry!"
Avi: [Shoves back] "Please do not forcefully lay your hands on me. It is unnecessary and I've done nothing to provoke you."
Duck: "Hey, man! Don't touch me! You've got cooties! Ewww."
Pippin, very pleasantly: "Oh, no worries! But, please watch where you're going next time! This is the last day of your life! Have a good day!"
Kesley: "Oh, uh… Haha. Alright, then."
David: [Grabs the pusher and smiles] "I'm gonna use your bones as toothpicks if you don't get the hell out of here."
Jackie: [Pulls out pepper spray] "Back the fuck up before I call the police."
Lucky, on the verge of tears: "Ok, so, that was super uncool and I super didn't appreciate it. Anyways, can you stay here? I'm gonna go cry in that Wendy's bathroom for 30 minutes, and when I come back out here, we're gonna fight."
Darling: "WHAT ARE YOU, FUCKING SUICIDAL? TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF."
Flamingo: "Oh, are you jealous because you'll never be as pretty as me? Sewage whore."
Oboe: "Die, scum."
Priestess: "Hello! Did you know that the word of God is final?" [Pulls out a gun] "And His word proclaims that you are dirt."
