@Blossom_Utonium
Hurry! Go watch a vine comp!
Hurry! Go watch a vine comp!
Ava: "Hey~! How ya doin'? I'm doin' just fine. I lied. I'm dying inside."
Chesh: "I'm tired of all of my friends being fake." Eve: "I'me not fake." Chesh: "I literally made you up for this conversation." Eve slowly fading away: "True. True."
Nykidia: "Hey I'm lesbian." Night: "I though you were American."
Val: "Don't f*** with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAHHHHH!!!!"
Yang/katara: IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!! IT'S A WATERMELOOOON INSIDE A WATERMELOOOON!!!!
Mira: Hey has anyone ever told you that you look like Beyonce
Ren: Na they usually tell me i look like shalissa
Mira: Who the fuck is that
Ren: ME BITCH
Yang/Katara: throws frisbee Dair: What the f** RiChArD!?
*Yang, Dair, and Kylie fighting in the background Okami: Can I please get a waffle?!
Dee: Hey guys, wha- Monster: RAARROARORGH Dee: AAAAAAAHH! GET YO' F**N' DOG BI- Witch Queen: It don't bite. Dee: YES IT DO WT-
Cerin: Runs up really fast to Mira Mira: Daddy? Cerin: dO i lOoK LikE-
Hel: In a bathtub covered head to toe in soap foam and slowly sitting up in the tub Welcome to Bath and Body Works.
Council Leader: Hey can I have some of your water? Sam: It's not water. CL: Vodka! I like your styl- Sam: It's vinegar. CL: What? Sam: It's vinegar, p u s -
Hex: YA READY TO FIN' DIE?!?! Hel: No- uh- I'M A BAD B*H YOU CAN'T KILL ME! (Hex proceeds to kill Hel.)
Crefus: Whatchu say? Sam: I said whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe. Crefus & everyone: *Freak out
Hecate: Is there anything better than p*ssy? Yes, a really good book! (Cord)
Interviewer: Anything you'd like to say? Hex: My favorite color is blood. Interviewer: … Well alright then.
I have no idea why my font became bold, italicized, and both
I have a character who's 19, and she never learned how to f***ing read…
I have no idea why my font became bold, italicized, and both
It's because of the placement of the asterisks… Sometimes it gets a little weird when you try to censor yourself lol
I have no idea why my font became bold, italicized, and both
It's because of the placement of the asterisks… Sometimes it gets a little weird when you try to censor yourself lol
Thanks for the info! Also bruh
What? My character who literally is a vine, and I didn't realize it until after the fact and just wanted to cry laughing?
Azael: Blowing vape onto desk
Adam: Blows it away
Azael: Shocked face "Adam."
Salaphire : "There's only one thing worse than a rapist." Removes paper "Boom."
Natork: "A child."
Eden: "Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick."
Erow: "I don't need friends, they disappoint me. Strikes pose pointing at the corner ceiling
Quell: "How much money do you have?"
Krilie: "Oh like 69 cents."
Quell: "Oh well you know what that means!"
Krilie: Pauses and gets really sad "I don't even have enough money for chicken nuggets."
Cristella (when caught jumping the school fence): "Hello…"
Chrona: "What the hell you doing, why the school calling my phone?"
Cristella: "Mum I swear on everything that I wasn't alone."
Chrona: "Just know Imma deal with you soon as you get home."
Cristella: "mUm I SWeaR-"
Chrona: "Put the principal back on the phone."
Adam: "Disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our lord and saviour Jesus Christ and this is the thanks I get?" Gets into the tumble dryer
Alma: "I spilt lipstick in your valentino bag."
Betana: "Wha wha wha lipstick in my valentino white bag?"
Natalie: "This mirror is covered in sh*t, oh wait, that's me."
Samuel: Actually that is incorrect according to the encyclopedia of screams
Miles: I'm over this dumbass school with all these fake ass people.
Fallean: hey
Miles: hey :)
Miles: fuckin bitch
Septima: Hey I'm lesbian.
Rosalie: I though you were American.
There's so many omg:
Gerard: Hey lemme see what you have?
Crispin: a KNIFE!
Gerard: NO!!!
Kit (in the background somewhere): Oh my god why does he have a knife?
Andor: Ara, ask me what kind of tree I have.
Ara: No.
Andor: Ara. Just ask me what kind of tree I have
Ara: No.
Andor: Ara, ask me what kind of–
Ara: What kind of tree do you have?
Andor: It's a Chris Pine.
Kit: What's up shorty?
Crispin: What did you say? *does a lil dance before slapping Kit in the face.*
Ara: There's only one thing worse than a rapist– Boom!
Andor: A child!
Ara: No.
Ara: Toss me my keys.
*Printer crashes next to him*
Ara: I said my keys!
Andor: I thought you said printer!
Ara: Why the f*ck would I say printer?
Solque: Move I'm gay.
Garzlan: Well, when life gives you lemons
Andor: Blaze it! Just kidding, it's from my macaroni and CHE-EESE!
Ara: Oh, I would I've just go so much to do tonight
*cut to Ara chugging beer coffee and playing the keyboard*
Crispin: So basically, what I was thinking of is–
Marcus: punches Crispin in the face
Crispin: Ah, f*ck, I can't believe you've done this.
Solque: Um, Lu could you read number 23 for the class?
Lu: No I cannot. Whattup? I'm Lu, I'm 19 and I never f*cking learned how to read.
Solque: Yo, this is for all my haters!
Solque *sobbing up against a window*: WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME?!
Gerard: *Screaming while being chased by a vacuum*
I think that's enough for now.
Jackson: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah. I sure hope it does!
Martha: I'm a lesbian.
Geneva: I thought you were European?
Morgan: MOVE! I'M GAY!
Tanner: Aww look how cute these pins are!
Connor: That's gay.
Tanner: We've been dating for three months.
Taylor: We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. Dancing Intensifies What you gonna do?
Jesse: They say you need a degree to do what you want, I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger.
Evie: That's what he is! A bum! Angrily and awkwardly steps to the side
Connor: How do you keep your pants up when you're performing it's incredible!
Jesse: ……
Connor: …..
Jesse: Belt.
Harry: watching Oliver and Connor pillow fighting Dude! Watch the light dude!
Connor: Stops for a second, smashes the light
Connor: At Tanner Hey, I think your really cool, I like you a lot maybe we should…Hang out or something…..
Nancy: Every time you yell at your children put a coin in your no yelling sock and soon you'll have a weapon to beat them with!
Tanner: Hey can I have a sip of your water.
Taylor: It's not water.
Tanner: Vodka, I like your styl-
Taylor: It's vinegar.
Tanner: Wha-
Taylor: It's vinegar puss-
Tanner: watching Jesse and Liam Two bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay!
Jesse: Are they helium balloons?
Connor: Yes
Taylor: Oh for f***s sake!
Jesse: I told you to not get helium balloons!
Taylor: It's too late
Jesse: We're flying away.
Jesse: So today my brother pushed me so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of killing him would be that I'd get pushed way less.
Jesse: Watching Harry and Oliver fighting Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?!
(There were too many perfect ones.)
I have more-
Connor: Watching Jesse and Jasmine What the F*** is this allowed? Is that allowed?
Jasmine: Stop.
Lizzie: Hey, I'm lesbian
Karlie: I thought you were american.
Oliver: Got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome yesterday. So now I take adderall.
Mr Dalkens: Why do you want this job?
Connor: Because please.
Mr Dalkens: Do you have a resume?
Connor: Sure do. Sildes paper across table that says please
Mr Dalkens: Any references?
Connor: Holds up phone
Nancy: Please
Karlie: I just love working here, we have a lot of laughs.
Karlie: F* off Landon I'm not going to your F*ing baby shower
Jesse: Do you ever wan't to talk about you emotions Taylor?
Taylor: No.
Tanner: I do!
Jesse: I know Tanner.
Tanner: I'm sad.
Jesse: I know Tanner.
Jesse: What the F* is up Connor? No what did you say? What the f* dude? Step the f*** up Connor!
Ghost Harry: To Ghost Connor Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a but cheek on a stick!
Nate: I want to hang out do you know what you're doing tonight?
Lizzie: Nope
Nate: Do you know what you're doing tomorrow?
Lizzie: No?
Nate: In an hour?
Lizzie: No!
Nate: Ten minutes?
Lizzie: NO!
Nate: With your life?!
Lizzie: nO!!
Jesse: I'm having a party and I'm going to invite…. everyone!
Jasmine: No not tonight.
Jesse: Crosses the only name off the list
Connor: Let me see what you have?
Oliver: A knife!
Connor: No!
Harry: Oh my god, why does he have a knife?
Jesse: I'm over this fake ass school with all these fake ass people.
Faith: Hey!
Jesse: Hey!
Jesse: Under breath f**ing btch
Connor: To Oliver Let's tell each other secrets about ourselves, I'll go first! I hate you.
Karlie: You're all going to hell. Goodbye!
Tanner: Oliver! Your speech was so good!
Oliver: Really?! Cause I didn't even try-
Tanner: Why can't you just take a fricking compliment?!?!?!
Oliver: So you like her?
Connor: With his arm around Faith Yes
Oliver: So you like him now?
Connor: With Tanner Yes
Oliver: I don't get it! Who do you like? Girls? Boys-
Connor: YES!
Oliver: I saw you hanging out with Tanner the other day-
Connor: Oli, It's not what you think!
Oliver: Pulling out gun I won't hesitate b*tch!
Connor: Don't tell your Mother
Tanner: Kiss one another
Oliver: DIE FOR EACH OTHER!!!
Aaaannndddd I'm done
Kaya: Let me see what you have
All her campers: A knife!
Kaya: No!
Winter Leah: Ugh, I have no friends
Sandra: Bish what am I? A ROACH?
Stop I could’ve dropped my croissant
Carrie: I only have 69 cents.
Mikayla: Ey! You know what that means!
Carrie: I-I don't have enough for chicken nuggets.
Jiro: I have no soul, have a nice day!
Gamma: I don't have one either.
Renegade: Give us three million dollars or your daughter is dead.
Graham: Oooh that's way to high. Do you have a discount or something like that?
Piper: I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger.
Cassie: actually, Megan, I cant sit anywhere. I have
When Richter first met Laurelei
*Laurelei smoking
Richter: Wow
Tobias: *Who's that Pokemon? IT'S PIKACHU! *It's Clefairy FUUCK!
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