camera zooming in on Destrian and Sadon Two bros chillin' in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay!
Destrian: Let me see what you have!
Aryn: A KNIFE
Destrian: N O
Sadon, walking into a kitchen: Can I get a waffle?
Destrian and King Tarrowyn: fighting each other
Sadon, desperate: CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE-
Queen Ryia: Two shot of vodka pours half the bottle
Aryn, talking about Destrian and Sadon: And they were roommates
Literally everyone else in the book: Ohmigod, they were roommates!
- (Nicholas trying to support his friends) She is a bitch. B-I-C-T-H
I think that vine would be so much more funnier if they mispelt it like that–
https://youtu.be/uMOfLpzbMzQ this was the vine I was quoting
yoo i never noticed she spelt it wrong-
Dick: Do you wanna talk about your emotions, Juniper?
Juniper: …no.
Frog: I do!
Dick: I know, Frog.
Frog: I'm sad.
Dick: I know, Frog.
Dick: yeets a frisbee onto the parkway
Juniper: What the fuck, Richard?
Shiloh, jokingly at Juniper: Country boy, I love you! 😜
Devon: Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!
Evie: Oh my god, they were roommates
Saff: Hi, welcome to Chilies.
Robin: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to T-T-T-T-T-TARGET
Bianca: THIS B-TCH EMPTY- YEET!
Astrid: Ah, f-ck, I can't believe you've done this
Haven: I don't fucking like you
Adisa: You don't like me?
Haven: No.
Adisa: dies laughing awe. wait- A W E
Uri: I never went to- oovoo- javer….
Flora: Anything for you Beyonce!!
Bianca: Ooh, I like your accent, ooh, where are you from?
Robin: In a deep voice I'm Liberian
Bianca: Ooh, I'm so sorry!
Bianca: Whispering I like your accent, where are you from?
Luna: Come get y'all juice
Nightshade: WTF is up Kyle
Niko: Whaddup, I'm jared-
Amethyst: Look at this graph
Nightshade: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME?
Stormchaser: THAT'S MY OPINIONNN
Nightshade: 0-0
Sol: 0_0
