forum Things that your characters would search up on google
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@Mojack group

What the title says.

Basically, things that your characters would look up if they had google.

Sidearm
firojfvfnjjrfunfingifvrjiodjewowekpoio
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hi
hello
the song is very nice
so is this song
this is a very one sided conversation
what is dating
is dating a human only thing
can i date a human
thank you and goodbye

Savvy
how to resist cannibalistic tendencies towards your fellow humans
i love the smell of blood
what to do if you’re missing home
how do i open a portal
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Image
Where do I find the Grimhunters
Grimhunter base location
Grimhunter
How to refine Grimhunter core
How to sell core
Trading posts near me

Omuh
djdjgjfirihjroigkrkinfriimodwkwdok ejfijrokoke

Socket
h Ow to use AntImatter
wh Y am I sO small

Frenzy
What is this
Where is Image
Image
Image location
This is useless

@saor_illust school

(Indeed, this is probably the best thread I have stumbled upon today. Here is the google search history for two of my characters)
Harper
(ironically, she plays the harp)
harp
harps for sale
ebay
cheap harp
harp music
Julliard

Max
quadratic formula
why does wikipedia suck so much
why do english curriculums suck so much
why are english classes so terrible

Deleted user

Elsie
directions to salem from haven
haven map
map of haven
distance from haven to salem
diy niix potion
Garleene Hopper

Ella
yellow aesthetic
cars for sale
yellow vintage cars for sale
cheap cars yellow
weather
pinterest
sweet little thing ice cream shop
Audie Anderson

Honey
Historian jobs kentucky usa
museums hiring kentucky
kentucky museums
kentucky jobs
kentucky vintage homes
red lipstick cheap
vintage lookbook

Deleted user

Zack

how to speak basic english
why am i awkward again?
sellyourfamilyorfriends.com
pinterest
netflix

Cameron

Why does my wife want to keep having ch i ldren?
Common ohoje keyboar d problem
autocorrect??
Trivago.com

M

google.docs
Therapy.session.findsomeone
sleeping medications
good books to read when you’re awake and lonely all the time

@knikols

Alice-
How much Windex does it take to kill a human
How Tall is the average human
Sports Videos
Is 5 a reasonable amount of cats
Name generator
Define Sadistic
Pinterest
Google Docs
Notebook.ai
Amazon
Draw The Squad
Pandora

Alex-
Cat Videos
Pick up lines
Dad jokes
How do you play volleyball
Good photography angles
OTP Scenes
Pandora

Xander-
Pandora
Tumblr
Insert lots of different music lyrics
Insert lots of random quotes
How to get a date
Cutest animals
Random facts

Kody-
Video Games
New Video Games
Free Games
Volleyball Tactics

Lyla-
How to remove blood stains

Kyle- Doesn't Really Use The Internet Except For Homework

@-ellia-cant-think-of-a-username- group

Well, the internet doesn't exist in my WIP, but here goes

Zofia:
emeralds
ghosts
green ghost phantoms
green phantom ghost bright things
vampires
how to stop being a vampire
how to make sugar cookies

Magnus:
jewelry
where can i buy expensive gold (knowing full well he'd actually steal it)
how to break out of jail
how to use a sword
how to use a dagger

Caenya:
braided hair designs
bow and arrow
where to buy arrows
how to make muffins
how to make frost cream cake oven baked
how to revive somebody from the dead
how to raise a child

Orus:
axes
hair products for men
best frost cream cake in sieland
parenting
battle strategies
how to fight against swordsmen

@Young-Dusty-the-Monarch-of-Dusteria group

Most of my characters lived in a dystopia after the internet's time, but some have heard stories about it or used it as children XD

Mike
tranquilizer gun
dart gun for sale
can you order international products online
world map
Google Maps
FamilySearch.org
Myheritage.org
how to erase search history

Bernon
oh my gosh is this real
the internet is amazing
world map
history of the united states
united states wars
most recent news USA
how to draw hands
how to draw cats
books
book online
what is it called when you store books on the internet
online archive history books
how to treat stomach flu
1940's fashion
can you save an online archive to offline

Boar-back
math problems for young kids
history lessons for kids
how old is 3rd grade
3rd grade schoolwork
can you print without a printer
didn't think so
good music
good slow and quiet music to relax with
youtube.com
Glass Animals full album
how to save something online permanently
good books to read about leadership
how to be patient without being a pushover
bad scars on face images

…..the list goes on, he really likes this internet thing XD

Brandon
can u perform a percutaneous coronary intervention using a party balloon
sterilized hypodermic syringe bulk order
read old western lemon fic online

Deleted user

Jake
How to not be an asshole
What to do if i like someone
How to eliminate feelings
Am i a psychopath?
How about a sociopath?
How much is a giant stuffed panda?
Bars near me
Redtube
Soft blankets
Dull weapons
Torture devices
Strong rope
Stepping stool
Razors for sale
Meditation
Activities to calm down
Cigarettes
Blue aviculera versicolor tarantulas for sale
How to stop smoking
How to raise a kid properly
Bourbon
Liquor stores near me

Rae
Motorcycles for sale
Vintage motorcycles
Motorcycle gangs
Motorcycle clubs near me
How to escape an abusive relationship
How to help someone get through a rough time
Things to say to depressed people
How to stop people from going postal
How to stop feeling angry
Is it possible to adopt a red panda?
What would happen if i stole a red panda?
How to make someone feel appreciated
How to make c notes
How to stop someone from being a cherry boy
How to prank my brother

Niveus
What is a cherry boy
How to understand someone who talks in 1900s slang
Why would someone call me a cherry boy
Videos on bounty hunting
What is 'fuck'
What to do if my child has a high temperature
How to stop someone from committing suicide
How to console someone
Books on psychology
How to help someone with d.i.d
What are alters
How to calm an angry person
How to destroy the black market
How to take a compliment

queenie 🤪

Caspian:

-tips on robbing a jewelry store
-how to avoid the police
-how to keep a low profile
-hair products for men
-how to have emotions

lol

@HighPockets group

Oberon:
invisibility as a weapon
can i strengthen my power
blood magic
where to draw blood from with little pain
what to do with summoned
what do summoned eat
how to tell if a girl is into you
if she says fight me is that flirting
antler crowns
fall capes
tips to gain muscle
is she into me quiz
joint pain help
how to cope with being petrified for a few centuries

@Katastrophic group

Damian and Brin (actually happened in my story via a book, but it fits so well):
-how to study for a test
-studying help potions
-memory potion blue mandrake
-how long memory potion
-is blue mandrake poisonous
-symptoms of poisoning
-how to treat poisoning

(later) Isra:
-is stupidity treatable

@Fangirl616 group

Zenith:
How to do math?
Modern slang.
What is an internet?
Is a computer an internet?
How to know if a guy is into you?
How to tell if your gay?
What is pansexual?
What is asexual?
Is panromantic a thing?
How do you flirt?
Cheap flights.
Good places to live out the rest of your life.
How to play off being rejected?
How to make your friends shut up.
How to insult annoying people?
How do you convince people not to murder you?
How to avoid a murderer.
What to do if you are being murdered.

Crystal:
Whats a good way to you control crazy people
How to tell if you're the mom friend
How to properly be a mom friend
How to treat PTSD
How to treat depression
How to tell a friend they have a mental disorder
Best way to stop someone from hyperventilating
Good ways to convince your girlfriend that murdering a friend is bad
Best way to apologize to your girlfriend
Flower shops
How do you know if something is illegal
Best way to convince the police that you don't work on the black market
How to make your life not suck

John:
Really obvious flirting tips
How do you tell a friend that you are flirting with them and aren't actually just being a good bro
How to function when you're too gay to function
How to help a friend get over a rejection
Best way to explain that you'd be a better significant other than your friends crush
Good ways to convince the mom friend to let you be dumb
Best way to pay off student loans
How to tell friends that you are not in debt when you actually are
How to convince people to not give you money
How do you say no to people
Self control books
How to apologize
How to tell your crush they have anger management issues
What do you when you're a gay moronsexual
How to tell your friend that murder is illegal
How to convince someone not to commit a crime
Good ways to calm people down
How to stop people from being antagonizing
How do you summon the mom friend

Katsumi:
Gun stores
Where to get weapons
Convincing your girlfriend to stop momming your friends
What to do when your girlfriend is the mom friend
How to convince the mom friend to stop being the mom friend
Convincing the mom friend to stop yelling
How to tell your girlfriend that they're wrong
Blah blah I'm pretending to text someone and do work when I'm not because Crystal is watching me
How to convince someone to stop whining
How to explain that whining is annoying
Explaining that your friend needs to stop whining about being rejected
Good ways to get away with murder
How to frame someone for murder
Framing people for murder
Explaining to someone why you need to murder them
Deleting search history
Good ways to look innocent
Killing someone who has a healing factor and is really good at fighting

@Oakiin

(I heard my name…)

Two people, one house, all these searches in the same day, or, "Live in the Draft house as told by search history"
It does tell quite the story

Scott:
How to be the best wife to a writer
How to support your writer wife
Office leadership
Inspiring lesser skilled co-workers
How to get a unmotivated team motivated
Ways to yell at your boss without getting fired
Public speaking
How to know if you're too salty
Ways to be environmentally conscious and still function
youtube.com
Glaive kata
Bo kata
Ginowan Donchi bo kata
Cho-Un no kon kata
Relaxing music to do martial arts to
Twenty-One Pilots Trench
Twenty-One Pilots Leave The City
How to convince your wife and yourself not to adopt more cats

Ella
How and when to kill a character
Writing horror top ten tips
Why can't I write
Why is my wife so awesome
Nvm why did I get married
How to write an apology letter to a stiff old lady
Top Ten pranks to play on your wife
Top Ten pranks to play on your wife (LESBIAN PLEASE THIS TIME GOOGLE)
What to get your wife for her fortieth birthday
Youtube.com
Wholesome memes 1 hour
Super Bunny man intro one hour
Music to write too
Classical music dubstep
How to act
How to draw
How to direct movies
Defying gravity
Defying Gravity science
Cats for adoption near me
Cats for fostering near me
Types of trees to use as cat names
How to convince your wife to let you get another cat
Caring for eight cats
How to start actually working
Underman Google doc
How to stop working and go to bed
Scary reddit stories
Cute cat videos
Reddit 50/50
Eyebleach

@jantz

Cameron
calculator?
algebra calculator
alegbra answers
algbera worksheet answer key
how to sharpen swords
what to do if your sword breaks
naruto
free naruto episodes

Samuel
memes
2018 memes
Tik Toks that radiate Vine energy
My Hero Academia season 4 episodes
chest workouts
trap workouts
leg workouts
YouTube
reddit
superhero costumes
what's the best way to learn how to fight?
Judo throws
how do i get brown dye in minecraft
what muscles do bent-over rows work?
why did my nose randomly start bleeding?
My Hero Academia computer wallpapers
what's a deist?

Alice
is dyslgxsia permanant?
simple enqlish lessons
enplish alqhbet

Deleted user

How to function when you're too gay to function

I have 100% Googled this multiple times

@KoffeeOwl

Ayame: Children bad for the economy?
Is cannibalism really that bad?
Is cannibalism legal if the person gave you their body in the will?
Is gay marriage legal in Japan?
How to secretly marry?
Can I own a deer in Asia?
How to get a visa?
Attack on Titan
Cat socks
Fake pumpkin

Florence: How to start a cult; Wikihow
How to tell if your friends are going to give you an intervention
How much Fanta soda is too much Fanta soda???
Huku
***Hulu
How to make cheescake

Easton: What to do if you sort of hate your friends but not really
How to give an intervention
Deviantart
Youtube
Can you dye feathers?
How many times can you dye hair?
How is pepperjack cheese made?
How to wrap burrito
How to roll sushi
Tortilla or tortiya