forum The funniest / weirdest line of a character.

Started January 15, 2021 by @KnightSky Premium Supporter

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What is the funniest line you have given to a character?

i have quite a few weird/random quotes- here's the list

Dollie:
"If I had a penny for every time Sanri has tried to eat my hand, I'd have two pennies. It's not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
"What the hell? You mean I can't eat Yasuho for dinner? But she looks tasty…"

Luca:
"Cyberbullying is for bozos."
"Ugh, Tamaki, would you please quit trying to jailbreak Dollie?"
"Yes, I'm a doctor. Not the kind that helps people… Unless you count making young children into sentient dolls as helpful, then I guess I am helpful."

Tamaki:
"Guys, stop talking, I just bit my tongue! It huuurts…"
"Woah, Woah, Woah, wait a second, you mean to tell me that that laser beam can turn me into a SNAKE?!"

Yasuho:
"Can we please talk about how Amber and Sanri are trying to stab each other? Even though they're dolls and it wouldn't have an effect???"
"Stop asking me how high I am. I'm 7 feet tall."

Noctune:
"Why does everyone on Twitter keep asking me to be their mother?"

Vic:
"I hate you, you, you, and you. Not you, Lilac. You're amazing."
"I'm not a stalker… I just have an unhealthy obsession with Lilac that requires me to follow her so I can make sure she doesn't fall for anyone else."

Amber:
"I hate this. I want to go home to my tarantula-"
"Guys, SHUT UP! Pumpkin is trying to sleep!" (Note: Pumpkin is her pet tarantula)

Sanri:
"Hands are kinda my thing. What about you?"
"Dollie, please, can I just have a tiiiny little nibble?" (Regarding Dollie's hands)

Zepp:
"I don't mean to break the fourth wall, but- This story sucks."

Wow, that's a lot. I was only expecting like one, but that works too.

My best one so far:
"And if this plan doesn't work, then Satan f*ck me in the ass, because I have nothing else."
"Are you sure about this?"
"No, but I'll be bent over the Devil's desk in hell before I see [character]'s death be for nothing."

(I have a few lines)

Ender chuckled under his breath. He turned to Nikolas, “Don’t you just love the smell of bloodshed in the morning!?”

Jules sighed, “Despite my constant reminders, people still use themselves as demon bait.”

"Nathaniel! I’m getting talked up by a drugged albino crocodile!" Andrea shouted. 

@probablypolnareff that last one is just chef kisses fingers

"WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THE MANGO INCIDENT!!" Bramble screeched, hitting his sister in the face with a pineapple.