forum ψ Incorrect Quotes ψ

Started January 08, 2022 by @ElderGodSeeba petsbing bing 🐸

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Aaron: I think you’re fat. It’s just my opinion, I’m not bullying you.

i have so many of these-

Lybra: I don't think I can mansplain, manipulate, or manwhore my way out of this one.
Ali: Manslaughter it is, then
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Maggie: How long are we gonna let him do that?
Elidi, pinching her nose: Just…just give him a minute
Lybra: [still pushing a door that is clearly labeled 'pull']
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Robin: woah that's a fat fucking cat
Elidi: Robbie, that's a raccoon
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Elidi: y'know, not every problem can be solved with a knife
Lybra, nodding: That's why I carry 14
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Robin: who the fuck added me to the group chat?
Maggie: :O language!
Ten: yeah watch your fucking language!
Lybra: OK WHO TAUGHT TEN THE FUCK WORD??
Ali: 'the fuck word'
Elidi: what are you guys talking about, you say the f word all the time
Lybra: omg she censored it
Ali: say fuck, Elidi
Lybra: do it, Elidi. say fuck.
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Maggie: do you think you could pick Elidi's voice out of a lineup?
Robin: yes. her voice is soft and silky and sounds like the summer bells that play on a warm summer's day-
Maggie: what?
Robin: I said maybe
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Ali: self-care is drinking a fourth pot of coffee and getting in a gang war
Elidi: please I'm begging you, shut up and go to sleep
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Lybra: Captain Diato, I think you should play the role of my father
Diato: wh-what? No, I don't want to be your father.
Lybra: perfect! you already know your lines!
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Lybra: talk to me, Luez, how are we looking?
Robin: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard. Like sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.
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Elidi: Right, I've given you all written instructions for when I'm away this time.
Maggie: mine says "no theft"
Lybra: mine says "no knives"
Robin: mine says "no murder"
Ali: mine just says "no"

CJ: We call that a “traumatic event”
CJ, turning to Logan: Not a “bruh moment”
CJ, turning to Dean: Not a “major L”
CJ, turning to Simon: And definitely not an “oof lmao”
im loving this one i don't even know what "incorrect quotes" is but this sums up my 4 characters perfectly

Sophie: Dude, when I was a kid, I was a fucking idiot. Trust me.
Matthew: I was getting candles shoved up my ass when I was a kid
Sophie: O_o
Matthew: -v-
Matthew: it's just like the ghost thing, she keeps-
Sophie: what? wait, what???

(I ma do some of my fav fandoms as shit I think would happen)
PJO:
Grover:Percy no
Percy: percy yes
Clairesse: percy no
Percy: percy definitely
Sally: percy no
Percy: percy yes
Thalia: percy no
Percy: percy maybe
Annabeth: percy no
Percy: percy probably not
Zeus[or any god]: Percy yes
Percy: percy no
~
Sander sides(prinxiety):
Patton: Jingle bells
Virgil: Roman smells
Logan (trying): We are all homosexuals
Virgil: Roman's hot
Roman: Remus's not
Patton: Prinxiety all the way
Logan(monotone): Hey.
~
Heartstopper:
Charlie: I am Gay
Nick: Bi
Elle: Trans bitch
Issac: Ace
Tara and Darcy: Lesbians
Tao: I am the only cis straight person in the group, I am not complaining but like,
Imogen: I'm a cis straight girl but I am toatally an ally
Tao: I am lumped in with HER muttering oh bloody hell
~
Bnha:
Bakusquad: Sleepovers, gossip, stupid shit, ect
Dekusquad: murder, arson, felonies, assault, crimes, ect

i just made a new google doc for the new boys & their incorrect quotes. hell yea

Beck: Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life. Shit just happens and I’m like “oh this is what we’re doing now, okay”.

Malcolm: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Adam: Wow. He sounds stupid.
Malcolm: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually, just dense as hell.
Adam: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Malcolm: I guess you’re right. Hey Adam, I love you.
Adam: See, just say that!
Malcolm: Holy fucking shit.
Adam: If that flies over his head, then, sorry Mal, but he’s too dumb for you.
Malcolm: A d a m.

Malcolm: I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca.

Melody: The feminine urge to destroy every part of you that’s like your mother.

Kylie: Damn, girl, the power of love and friendship aren’t working.
Kylie: Time to kill someone or whatever.

Malcolm: What the fuck are daddy issues?
Malcolm: Just traumatize your father back.

Melody: No, YOU live in a society.
Melody: I live in an Animal Crossing village and I’m thirty thousand dollars in debt to a fucking raccoon.

Beck: Huh, I woke up early for once.
Beck: What an achievement. I deserve a reward.
Beck: * goes back to sleep *

Beck: Listen: I’m never going to let you use my laptop. I don’t know exactly what I have to hide, but I’m 100% sure there’s something.

Malcolm: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Bella?
Bella: …no.
Melody: I do!
Malcolm: I know, Melody.
Melody: I’m sad.
Malcolm: I know, Melody.

Beck: Just once in my life, I’d like to get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief.
Bella: What are the extra two?
Beck: Denial 2 and Astral Projection.

Kylie: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Adam: Wasn’t Melody with you?
Melody: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Beck: It costs $400 to go see a therapist. It costs $0 to tell myself it be like that sometimes.
Adam, softly: No.

Bella: Being gay is a constant battle between “I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds” and “Hey, let’s go throw rocks at fascists” and I think that’s very sexy of us.
Beck: If the window’s open and you time it right, you can do both.

(wheres that quote from again? Its on the tip of my tongue)

Frenemies

lowkey highkey i'm gonna overload this chat, i'm so sorry

Beck: bursts into the room and slams door shut, clearly panicked
Bella: Oh god, what did you do?
Beck: Nobody died!
Bella: whAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Malcolm: I told Crystal her ears flush when she lies.
Bella: Why?
Malcolm: Look.
Malcolm: Hey Crystal, do you love us?
Crystal, covering her ears: NO!
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Kylie: I want world peace but there are some people I want to kill first.
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Adam: Wow, this food is amazing. Thea, did you cook this?
Malcolm: How do you know that I didn’t cook it?
Adam: Mal, 8 people live in this building and you’d still be my 12th guess.
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Malcolm: Studies show that I am in fact in a perpetual state of givin’ em the ole razzle-dazzle.
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Thea: It’s okay to ask for help.
Beck: You’re not a burden.
Kylie: Murder is okay.
Melody: Your feelings matter.
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Bella: You often use humor to deflect trauma.
Beck: Thank you.
Bella: …that’s not a good thing.
Beck: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.
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Adam: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Thea: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
Bella: Oh wow, my childhood innocence. Thank you for finding this.
Beck: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in years!
Crystal: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Kylie: Mental stability, my old friend!
Adam: …y’all need therapy.
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Bella: Is something burning?
Beck, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Bella: Beck, the toaster is on fire.
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Adam: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Malcolm: cracks his knuckles Manslaughter it is.
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Bella: I don’t dress to impress, I dress to depress.
Bella: I look so good that other people hate themselves.
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Adam: Excuse me, why I am considered the responsible one?
Crystal: Malcolm once picked up a kettle while it was still hot because he realized his reflection could be seen in it.
Beck: Once, Crystal ate ice cream with a knife because she refused to acknowledge that it was her turn to do the dishes.
Malcolm: Yesterday, Beck almost crashed our one car because they saw a dog on the sidewalk.
Adam: I’ll never question it again.
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Melody: Why are people so obsessed with top and bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Malcolm:
Adam:
Malcolm: I’m gonna tell her.
Adam: Don’t you fucking dare.
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Melody: Violence isn’t the answer!
Kylie: You’re right.
Kylie: Violence is the question.
Melody:
Kylie: And the answer is yes.
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Beck: If you kill a killer, the amount of killers in the world says the same.
Kylie: Kill two.
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Crystal: Why is blood so hard to wash off your hands?
Crystal: I just realized how bad this sounds. For the record, I had a nose bleed. I’m not a serial killer.
Beck: But we both know that’s not quite true.
Malcolm: Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood, just FYI.
Kylie: Do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream, it would kill them?
Adam: Jesus, this building is filled with murderers.
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Thea: We dream of summertime in the winter. We yearn for winter in the summer. What fatal flaw have the gods injected into the human psyche? Why must we always strive for the things furthest from us?
Beck: …are you okay?
Thea: My feet are cold.
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Crystal: Mal hasn’t been answering his phone all morning.
Adam: Let me try.
Crystal: We’ve been trying all morning, what makes—
Malcolm on the phone: Hey babe, what’s up?
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Adam: I respect the “I can fix him” movement, but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if he knows what’s good for him.
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Beck: Pick a card, any card.
Crystal: Okay.
Beck: Any card did not include my credit card, kindly hand that back.
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Malcolm, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Crystal, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Kylie, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Bella, trembling: What are we playing?!
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Bella: I just heard Beck shouting, "DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE ROOMBA IS" and then two minutes later, more quietly, "aww, poor Roomba, how’d you get stuck there, sweetie."
Bella: I’m worried they love the Roomba more than me.
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Malcolm: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Malcolm: Not you Adam, you're an angel and I'm glad you're here.
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Kylie: This is how you’re spending your time and money?
Melody, putting tiny raincoats on turtles: They live outside Kylie, they need this.
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Adam: You guys really put aside everything and came all this way for me?
Adam: How did you even get here so fast?
Malcolm: Several traffic violations.
Beck: Three counts of resisting arrests.
Kylie: Also, that’s not our car.
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Adam: You killed them!
Kylie: Actually I believe she died of natural causes.
Crystal, checking the body: Knife to the neck
Adam: I thought you said she died of natural causes?!
Kylie: There is nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck
Crystal, nodding: What would be unnatural is if she survived.
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Malcolm, drunk and sobbing on the table: And I keep trying to tell Adam I'm in love with him, but he's so damn dense and he never notices when I flirt with him!
Adam, oblivious, dumb, and also drunk: You know another Adam?!
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Thea: accidentally hits Melody in the face
Thea: trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'
Thea: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Melody: On the verge of crying
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Malcolm, over text: turn around :)
Malcolm: no the other way
Malcolm: wrong way again
Adam: where are you?!
Malcolm: in my room, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me
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Adam: So… who's the little spoon and who's the big spoon?
Bella: We’re chopsticks.
Adam: Aww, that's cute.
Adam: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Beck: No, it means that if you take one of us away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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Kylie: hits Thea in the head with a spoon
Adam, three hours later, trying to coax him down from the tree: It’s okay, she’s gone. You can come down now—
Kylie, still shaking: She’s not gone, she’s just waiting.
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Thea: I accidentally indulged in too much “me time”.
Thea: Turns out, I've been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities.
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Malcolm: You can't make everyone like you, you're not Adam.
Crystal: What? Not everyone likes Adam.
Malcolm: Who doesn't?
Crystal: Well—
Malcolm: Names now. Give me their names.
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Adam: When Freud said bisexuality is what happens when you don’t fully develop a brain, he was right & I am proof.
Crystal: Freud is a little bitch, my idiocy doesn’t have anything to do with my bisexuality and all to do with my own hubris.
Beck: I get offended when Freud says I’m a dumbass because I’m bi because I feel like he’s overlooking all the other perfectly valid reasons that I’m a dumbass.
Thea: I’m gonna be a smart bi just to flex on Freud.
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Malcolm: Kylie, make some ocean noises so I can sleep.
Kylie: Whoosh.
Malcolm: A French beach.
Kylie:
Kylie: Le whoosh?
—
[Adam & Malcolm leaving the base for ten minutes]
Kylie: Remember when you told us not to burn the base down?
Adam: You burned the base down?
Beck: No! We had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story.
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Some Asshole: A person doesn’t dye their hair that color unless they have psychological problems.
Crystal: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems.
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Crystal: My gender is knives. That’s it, just knives.
Aidan: No, but what’s in your pants?
Crystal: I want you to look me in the eyes and take a wild fucking guess.
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Beck: Heads up, if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom, all of the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out, and the glass will start to crack so you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring with boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter.
Beck: Please take my word on this.
Adam:
Adam: Beck, what did you do?
Beck: A mistake.
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Bella: After years of pretending to be cool and chill and down, I’m ready to embrace my identity as the highest maintenance bitch you’ve ever seen in your fucking life.

I've been in a Leonis typa mood lately.
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Dakota: [writing with his left hand]
Brook: I thought you were right-handed?
Dakota: I’m ambidextrous.
Brook, under his voice: So I have a chance…
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Rocky: .. .—-. – / … — .-. .-. -.–
Robin: What??
Rocky: Remorse code.
Robin: I'm even angrier now.
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Willbur: Will you marry me?
Collyn, sobbing: I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE RICE-
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Fraser, comforting a crying Herbert: I'm sorry, I know you're upset, but where did you get that eyeliner? It hasn't smudged a bit.
Herbert, sniffling: It's sharpie…
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Myer, crying: I miss Leo
Chester: Why? Where'd he go?
Chester:
Chester: oh right lmao.
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Benji: I'm sorry- why didn't you think you could be gay?
Brook: because- look, remember in 7th grade when Dakota said being gay was his thing and that I wasn't allowed to copy him?
Benji:
Benji: and you believed him?
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Gordon: How'd you get home?
Herbert: I used updog
Gordon: What's updog?
Herbert: JUDE GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT-
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Ike: Chet called me a bad word!
Jude: what'd he say?
Ike: It started with a B-
Chester: Motherfucker doesn't start with a B
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Rocky: Guess what number I'm thinking of
Benji: 420?
Rocky: No. That's really immature of you, take this seriously.
Robin: 69
Rocky, giggling: yeah
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Brook, picking up his phone without looking: hey babygirl, tell me something I wanna hear.
Fraser, deadpan: Leopold is dead.
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waitress: so, what would you like to order?
Willbur: a chocolate milkshake with two straws, please
Stephen, blushing: …
Willbur, putting both straws in his mouth: Hey Ste look how fast I can drink this shit
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Dakota: Why are there little hand prints all over the walls?
Myer, whispering: why are there little hand prints all over the walls?
Leopold, whispering back: because I have little hands
Myer: because he has little hands.