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Started March 12, 2021 by @requiemisback language

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Tails: “When you travel are you practicing social distancing?”
Knuckles: “I’ve been practicing social distancing since I was four years old.”

habit: am i going too far?
kamal: no, no, no. you went too far about seven hours ago. now you're going to prison.

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habit: i learned some very valuable lessons from this.
kamal: i’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
habit: death isn’t real, and i’m basically god.

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kamal: is something burning?
habit, deflecting: just my love for you.
kamal:
kamal: habit, the toaster is on fire.

Sonic: “Eventually I’ll quit playing Animal Crossing because eventually I’ll be dead.”

parsley: jail is no fun. i’ll tell you that much.
jimothan: oh, you’ve been?
parsley: once. in monopoly.
jimothan:

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habit: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
habit: i became more evil if you’re curious
kamal: we're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's still time for a redemption arc!
habit: i’m going to get worse on purpose

Sonic: “You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?”
Cream: “Well, I’ll tell you my secret, sir.”
Cream (Whispering): “I lie to myself. Every morning, when I wake up, I say, ‘Everything’s gonna be okay.’ but I’m lying. And I don’t know how much longer I can do it.” Sharp inhale
Cream: “Have a swell night, sir.”

habit: don’t worry, i know exactly what i’m doing. everything is going to be fine!
kamal: how can you still say that?
habit: because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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kamal: habit was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
habit: well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
kamal: habit, you ate a chair.

Ray: “What are the hardest things to say?”
Vector: “’I was wrong’.”
Espio: “’I need help’.”
Charmy: “’Worcestershire sauce’.”

jotaro: i slept for almost 12 hours but i might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just incase.
kakyoin: jotaro, that's a coma.
jotaro: sounds festive.

Silver: “I. FUCKING. HATE. HIGH. SCHOOL. The older kids at school make me do the fortnite dance and yell ‘go, white boy, go’.”

keith: hey, you want some leftovers?
pico: what's that?
keith: you've never had leftovers???
pico: no, because i'm not a quitter.

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pico: i've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them.
keith: this is the most threatening way i’ve ever been cheered up.

Vanilla: “And what does my little girl want?”
Cream: “An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life.”
Vanilla: “Eh…how about a pony?”
Cream: “Ok!”

pico: it’s dark in here
keith: don’t worry dude i got this
keith: [stomps his feet]
keith: [skechers light up]

Sunny: what does ‘take out’ mean?
Clay: Food.
Glory: Dating.
Deathbringer: Murder.
Tsunami: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU’RE NOT A COWARD

Keith: “I. FUCKING. HATE. HIGH. SCHOOL. The older kids at school make me do the fortnite dance and yell ‘go, white boy, go’.”

keith: what’s up guys? i’m back.
pico: what the- you can’t be here. you’re dead. i literally saw you die.
keith: death is a social construct.
(hc: this is what happens after the game over screen)

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pico: i am not out of control! i'm a law abiding citizen!
keith: really? name one law
pico: don't kill people?
keith: that's on me. i set the bar too low.

Silver: “I. FUCKING. HATE. HIGH. SCHOOL. The older kids at school make me do the fortnite dance and yell ‘go, white boy, go’.”

choking

nagito: so apparently the 'bad vibes' i’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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hajime: i’ve come to a point in my life where i need a stronger word than fuck

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nagito: i'm a reverse necromancer.
hajime: isn't that just killing people?
nagito: ah, technicality.

Silver: “I. FUCKING. HATE. HIGH. SCHOOL. The older kids at school make me do the fortnite dance and yell ‘go, white boy, go’.”

choking

By the way, I was talking about Silver the Hedgehog

nagito: bad things keep happening to me, like i have bad luck or something.
hajime: nagito, you don't have bad luck. the reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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hajime: go to hell
nagito, tearing up: i wish i could

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store worker: would a mr. hajime please come to the front desk?
hajime, arriving at the desk: hello, is there a problem?
store worker: [points to nagito and chiaki]
store worker: i believe they belong to you?
nagito and chiaki, simultaneously: we got lost :(
hajime: i didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Tony: Nice rock.
Steve: Thanks, Bucky gave it to me.
Bucky in the distance: I threw it at you-
Steve: He's very sweet.

Sam: I have the sharpest memory. Like, when was the last time I ever forgot something??
Bucky: You left me at a Walmart for thirty minutes, like, last week.
Sam: A-ha! That was on purpose! Try again.

Wanda: so apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

haha so first we’ve got some Sun/Moon/Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon stuff:

(in an alternate reality’s “get out” scene)
Gladion: I’ve been expecting you, MC.
MC: How do you do that without turning around?
Gladion: … To be honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Hau: If MC and I were drowning, who would you save?
Gladion: You two can’t swim?
MC: It’s a hypothetical question, Gladion! Who would you save?
Gladion: My time and effort.

MC: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Gladion: turning to Hau How tall are you?

MC: We need a distraction.
Lillie: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Hau, whispering: My time has come

Lusamine: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Gladion?
Gladion: … No.
Guzma: I do!
Lusamine: I know, Guzma.
Guzma: I’m sad!
Lusamine: I know, Guzma.

Hau: I love you guys, you’re the best thing that’s happened to me.
Lillie: We’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
Hau: Yes!
MC: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.

MC: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Gladion: Not if they consent to it.
Lillie: Depends on who you’re stabbing.
Hau: YES!?!?!?

MC: Why is Gladion so sad?
Lillie: He took one of those ‘Which Character Are You?’ quizzes.
MC: And…?
Gladion: He got Hau.

Sophocles: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to find out what Hau will and won’t eat.
MC: Grass? Yes!
Sophocles: Moss? Yes!!
MC: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Sophocles: Shoelaces? Strange, but true!
MC: Worms? Sometimes!
Sophocles: Rocks? Usually, nah.
MC: Twigs? Usually!
Sophocles: Professor Kukui’s cooking? Inconclusive!
Lillie: How do you… test this?
MC: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.
Lillie: … I don’t know how to feel about this.
Gladion: IS THAT WHERE ALL OF MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?!?!

and now we’ve got some Sword/Shield stuff: (keep in mind that this MC is the SwSh MC and not the SuMo/USUM MC)

Leon: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
MC: Several traffic violations.
Sonia: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Hop: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Marnie: Also, that’s not our car.

Sonia: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Leon: ‘Prettiest Smile’
Hop: ‘Nicest Personality’
MC: ‘Most likely to start a bar fight’
Marnie: ‘Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one’

Hop: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
MC: It’s not smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Hop: Three of us saw it, mate. How do you explain that?
MC: points at Marnie Sleep deprivation. points at Sonia Paranoia. points at Leon Delusional personality disorder.

MC: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Leon: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Marnie: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Hop: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Sonia: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Hop: I’m an idiot.
Marnie:
MC:
Leon:
Sonia:
Hop:
Marnie: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Silver: “I. FUCKING. HATE. HIGH. SCHOOL. The older kids at school make me do the fortnite dance and yell ‘go, white boy, go’.”

choking

By the way, I was talking about Silver the Hedgehog

I know lol

Silver: “I. FUCKING. HATE. HIGH. SCHOOL. The older kids at school make me do the fortnite dance and yell ‘go, white boy, go’.”

choking

By the way, I was talking about Silver the Hedgehog

I know lol

Omg yay