I want to start with my new characters and also get more from other people
Lili: posts a combined photo of her and Fred
Lili: Now we can be together forever @weasley_twin_1
Fred: Why are you so white?
Lili: Why are your lips so small?
Bruce: You think YOU want me to shut up? I have to listen to myself even when I'm not speaking.
Fern: I'm here to kill you.
Vorin: You are definitely my daughter.
Torra: You are my best friend. We once shared a toothbrush.
Nate: I was not aware of that.
Torra: We did.
Ferrin: I need relationship advice.
Matthew: Just because I married Skylar doesn't mean I know how I did it.
Iona: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Luna: Hey Torra, how tall are you?
Bruce: I know that I'm a huge asset.
Ruby: You're only two letters off.
Nate: I think I speak for all of us whe–
Luna: You do not.
Mia: This gambit was meant to fail. Just like in chess, sometimes in order to win you have to sacrifice the king.
Natalie: That's exactly how you lose chess. Have you ever played the game before?
Mia: In order to solve the bullying problem I think we should confront the bullies and hug all the mean-ness out of them.
Phoenix: If that doesn't work I have some friends on the wrestling team who can choke it out of them.
Ivan: Imagine if someone gave you a box of all the things you've lost in your lifetime.
Xavier: Oh look! My childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Zephyr: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Allan: I knew I lost all that potential somewhere.
Christi: Mental stability, my old friend!
Ivan: Could you guys lighten up a little?
Austin: You need to stop.
Mia: To quote Hamlet Act lll, Scene lll, line number 92, "No."
Charlie: In order to solve the bullying problem I think we should confront the bullies and hug all the mean-ness out of them.
Kelly: If that doesn't work I have some friends on the wrestling team who can choke it out of them.
Matthew: Recycling, hey? That's a good use of natural resources.
Skylar: I’ve done that! One time, I re-ate the horse food!
Theo: Ya! Don’t play dumb with me; that’s my sister's job
Theo: Hey! No bullying
Elijah: You're blood type A, right
Theo: Yeah, so what..?
Elijah: That one tastes the best
Tsuyoi: If you want boys to respect you, show them you're serious. Shoot someone, blow something up
Elijah, practicing necromancy: We all got our hobbies
Aaron: IT'S NOT A HOBBY YOU DUMBASS, IT'S A SIN AND POSSIBLY A CRIME
Sophie: Green
Jane: (groans)
Sophie: Green
Jane: Oh come on! >:(
Sophie: Green
Jane: I CaLL FucKiNG hAcKS
Jax: No swearing, Jane
Jane: I L L B E S A L T Y
Sophie: Hahaha
Jane: Shut up you hipster
Sophie: That is what you get
Jane: (Demonic screeching)
Sophie: Not if Charlie has something to say it
Charlie: Ugh… Something
Sophie: R-R-Rekt
Charlie: Really, Sophie
Colton: Is that all you got
Sophie: You didn't like my pun
Charlie: It wasn't a pun and it sucked, you suck Sophie
Charlie: I take super hot showers because I like practicing burning in hell
Charlie: Wow I have a lot of people to disappoint
Micheal: No, I'm a disgrace
Low self-esteem gang(Charlie, Elijah, and Bonita) We're all a disgrace!
Sophie: When is Christmas coming
Stephe: Sophie, We been over this
Sophie: Isn't Thanksgiving really the pilgrims stealing our land and then trying to play off as if we're the bad guys
Stephe:
Micheal: More sprite cranberry, please
Mia: Since I have red hair does that make all bread I eat Gingerbread?
Lansing(waking up): ITS 2 AM HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE!?
Mia: Time is irrelevant and I picked the locks. NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION MORTAL.
Fintan: Here’s a fun idea- we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person underneath, we have to fight them.
Kaito: We are not doing that.
Junho nodding: Mistlefoe.
Kaito: Don’t encourage him!
Yuki: Truth or dare?
Minjun: Truth.
Yuki: How many hours have you slept this week?
Minjun: Dare.
Yuki: Go to sleep.
Minjun: I don’t like this game.
Callisto: Did you just refer to a knife as a people opener?
Mitya: Should I not have?
Elliot: Sprite is just spicy water. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Kaito: I want a refund.
Junho: kicks g off of graveyard sign
Junho: Let’s get this party started.
Sorin: You have no idea what I’m capable of.
Daichi: I feel like I’m begin threatened by a cupcake.
Literally every other character: screaming, crying and murder
GhostMycan: I like bees
(that is basically my whole story, no need to read the actual story, it is all right here)
Ivy: I'm beautiful and everyone loves me.
Jordan: True.
Ivy: Why would you say that, you irrelevant human being?!?!
Jordan: I- you- what-
Ivy: Mwahahahaha. I win again.
Liv: I am a pan.
Bella: What?
Liv: A pan!
Bella: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Ivy: She's making 'jokes' about her pansexuality again.
Bella: She's wha- ohhhhh right.
Bella:
Bella: That's so bad.
Liv: Yes Bella, I came straight outta the PANtry. It was absolutely PANtastic.
Bella: please god no
Liv (chuckling maniacally): COME TO THE DARK SIDE BELLA WE HAVE PANINI
Bella: whyyyyyyyyyyy
Liv: Alright. I'll stop now. Don't PANic.
Bella:
Lili: So am I in trouble?
Cedric: Take a guess.
Lili: No?
Fred and George: Take another guess.
Fred: If you were a flower, you'd be a damnnnndelion.
Lili: Dandelions are weeds.
Fred: Do you ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?
Lili: I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life.
George: Don't worry! There will come a time when it's not!
Lili: Thanks! Even worse!
George: Cedric was hurt.
Cedric: I wasn't hurt, I was lightly stabbed.
Lili: You were stabbed?
Cedric: Lightly stabbed.
Fred: I hope no one lowkey hates me. Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fibre of your being. Go big or go home.
Lili: Please. For the love of God. Shut up. It’s 3am.
Fred: Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetles.
Lili: Top reason to get married?
George: Firmly saying, "That's my wife!" and then knocking someone out with one punch.
Lili: …
George: And love, I guess.
Fred, to the tune of 'The Final Countdown': It's a mental breakdown.
George: Off key kazoo noises.
George: This is so dumb.
Fred: The higher I am, the better I can see.
George: You can…You can fly.
Fred: Hush now Gregory.