forum Incorrect Character Quotes but like with vines

Started December 28, 2019 by @jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group

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Kind of self-explanatory. Memes are welcome too! I'll provide an example below
Thailah: How do you know what's good for me?
Hara: tHaT's My OpInIon!!
Darian: * confused staring *

Nykidia: "I'm lesbian."
Nyght: "I thought you were american???"

Val: "Don't f*** with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAHHHHH!!!!"

Ava: "Let me see what you have!"
Bates: "A knife!"
Ava: "No!!!!!"

Adam: "Disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our lord and saviour Jesus Christ and this is the thanks I get?" Gets into the tumbledryer

Salaphire : "There's only one thing worse than a rapist." Removes paper "Boom."
Natork: "A child."

Alice: "Don't mess with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAHHHH!!!!!!"

Kyle: "Let me see what you have!"
Lyla: "A knife!"
Kyle: "No!"

Ok so… This is gonna be long and is gonna have swearing…

Mr.Coulson: Let me see what you have!
Reese: A KNIFE!
Ms.Coulson: NO!

Smooth Criminal playing on the backgroung
Wren: agressivly lipsyncs
Isla: hits pot with a spoon

Virgil: ya´ll ugly! poof out of existence

Eli: appears out of nowhere Good evening

Beatriz: I´ll saw you hanging out with David!
Isumi: Bea, is not what it seems!
Beatriz. I WONT HESITATE BITCH

Milo: is wednesday my dudes…. AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH

Aura, seeing all the new recruits she´ll have to train: Look at all those chickens!

Aura: and they were roomates!
Eli: oh my god they were roomates

Penny: why are you making me sing, I hate singing, when do I even come in- Sings

Aura: if there are any spirits here, tell me, does this sounds like Shakira?
Penny: proceeds to sing

Ivanna: I don´t have friends, they dissapoint me…

Milo: this woman is my destiny! she said-
Penny: shut up!

The squad on a mission: hey demons! it´s us, your guys!

Izaro: a positive and negative charge convined is neutral, if someone is negative to you CHOP THEM IN THE THROAT THIS AIN´T PHYSICS

Conrad: backflips I bEEn drEAming of a tRUe loVe´s kiss

Someone: GET YOUR CHILD OUT OF HERE!
Everyone in the Coulson family who has children: it don´t bite…
Someone: YES IT DO!

Reese: I´m making holy water…
Lizbeth: how is that making holy water?
Reese: by boiling the hell out of it.

Marie: this bitch´s empty… YEET

David: STOP! I could have dropped my croissant!

Lady: and release all the souns that are trapped in your mind…
Wren: pterodactyl screech
Lady: ma´m… are you okay?
Wren: I´m a little messed up…

Also Wren: Is a mental breakdown…
David: plays kazoo

Someone: SHUT UP!
Beatriz: ¿a quien le estas diciendo shut up? ¿A MI ME ESTAS DICIENDO SHUT UP?!

Yuka: sees someone doing something relatable
Yuka: ha ha… I do that…

Isla: Hans has 19 bottles of soap and he gives-
David: wait, why does Hans have so many bottle of soap?
Hans: MIND YOUR OWN BUSSINESS DAVID!

Rowan: Are you drinking Pepsi for breakfast?
Sage: Yeah. What did you have for breakfast?
Rowan: Nothing.
Sage: Well, I’m doing better than you then, aren’t I?

Reese: I AM DISGUSTED. I AM REVOLTED. I DEDICATE MY ENTIRE LIFE TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?!

Jaz: Hi, my name is Jaz with a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my whole life.
Reese: Wait, stop. Where’s the B?
Jaz: There’s a bee?!

Aspen: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing.
Briar: But 'cha didn't!

Rin: AAAAAHHHH!
Cami: Aaahhh! Stop, I coulda dropped my croissant!

Neo: One, two, tie your shoe
Ash: Three, four, shut the door
Dacquerie: Five, six, count some sticks.
Nebula: Seven, eight-
It'S fReE rEaL eStAtE!!!!

Arlow: It's a new day. It's a new start. It's a new plan. You know what that means.
If you slapped someone yesterday, start fresh.
Dropkick 'em this time

Coallen: I don't have friends, they disappoint me…

Conlan: We all die. You either kill yourself or get killed.

Foxglove: Are you drinking Pepsi for breakfast?
Stardew: Yeah. What did you have for breakfast?
Foxglove: Nothing.
Stardew: Well, I’m doing better than you then, aren’t I?

Foxglove: Psst!
Aster: ʷʰᵃᵗ?

Aster: drops from ceiling I HEARD THAT YOU WERE TALKIN' SHIT AND YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT I WOULD HEAR IT!

after another crazy adventure
Stardew: I didn't get no sleep cause of y'all, y'all not gonna get no sleep 'cause of me!

Announcer: New Baby Secret! She whispers, but just to you!
Leonard: Ey little mama let me whisper in yo ear …

Haydan: Hi, my name is Haydan with a B and I've been scared of insects my whole li-
Clemmie: Wait, stop. Where's the B?
Haydan: tHeRe'S a BeE?

Isola: *playing Sail on the piano *
Clemmie: *smashes keys * SAIL

Belladonna: All I wanna tell you is school's not important. Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog…ruff. Ya know?

Mirai: How much money do you have?
Haydan: 69 cents
Mirai: Ooohh, you know what that means!
Haydan, sobbing: I dOn'T hAvE eNoUgH mOnEy FoR cHiCkEn NugGeTs

Haydan: *to the tune of The Final Countdown * It's a mental breakdown
Clemmie: *playing the kazoo in the back *

Darian: Stop saying I look like Chicken Little, he's dumb and he's a coward and I AM NOT A COWARD.

Jordan: You ever wanna talk about your feelings, Michelle?
Michelle: No?
Mikayla: i do
Jordan: I know, Kayla
Mikayla: im sad
Jordan: I know, Kayla

Kevin: Hey, betcha I can hit this high note
J.D.: No, please don't-
Kevin: aAAAAAAAAA

J.D.: Gimme some skittlllles but I don't wanna pay for themmm, and then one of the stooore attendants came up to mee and was like "put that BAAaYyYaAaAACK" and then he grabbed my arm and I said "don't touch mMEEE-"

Alpha: Don't worry, I have a permit
Humans: This is just a hologram that says "I can do what I want"

These ones have swearing
POPPY: Smack cam!
BLAZE: BITCH I hope the f*ck you do! You'll be dead son of a b**ch I'll tell you that!

ICHOR and ROVER: If you do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a-
BLAZE and POPPY: NOW BREAK IT DOWN BITCH LEMME SEE YA BACK IT UP-

Raiah: You gotta stop letting people walk all over you, man.
Jax, getting walked on by Raiah: I know.

Raiah when Aiko needs help fixing something: i aINt gETTin nO SLeEp cUz oF Y'aLl, yAlL aINt nEvER gEttIn nO sLeEP cUZ OF mE

Aiko: People tell me I need to go to college.. I don't need no degree to be a cLOthIng hAngER

Aiko: Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients. Like 0 grams of trans fat. And OH MY GOD CHOLESTEROL

Azami: Hey. How ya doin' well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm dying inside.

Raiah: To the tune of The Final Countdown ITS THE MENTAL BREAKDOWN
Ace: Off key kazoo

Jax: Hi, my name is Jax with a B and I've been scared of insects for-
Aiko: Wait. Where's the B?
Jax: tHeRe'S a bEe?

Raiah: Do you guys wanna talk about your feelings?
Azami: No?
Ace: I do.
Raiah: I know, Ace.
Ace: I'm sad.
Raiah: I know, Ace.

Raiah to just about anyone: Let's tell each other a secret. I'll go first. I hate you.

Juni bringing her dog in to show to her students:
Jax: High pitched scream GET YO DOG OUTTA HERE
Juni: It don't bite
Jax: YES IT DO

Juni: Let me see what you have.
Aiko: A KNIFE
Juni: NO!!

Just about any bad guy: exists
Thalia: Look at alllll those chickens.

so

also
Apathy: shoot me.

Clemmie: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Haydan?
Haydan: No
Marjorie: I do!
Clemmie: I know Marjorie
Marjorie: I'm sad
Clemmie: I know

Belladonna: Let me see what you have.
Mirai: A knife!
Belladonna: NO!

Clemmie: Don't worry, I have a permit
Haydan: This is just a piece of paper that says "I do what I want"

Gina: Girl, guess what they got, girl, guess what
Clemmie: What
Gina: *holds up a bag of Life Savers * Lafee Savyairs

Mirai: Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waitin' on you to make me a sandwich!
Haydan: Go back to sleep, and starve.

Mirai: *turns around with spoons over her eyes * Hey, I didn't see you there! I was too busy, mmmmmmm, blockin' out the haters.

Darian: I care about you. Here's some pinecones on a stick.

Aiko: I was walkin' down the street, and here's what I saw: A dead rat and a cracker. Let's poke it.

Micheal: Oh my god, stop killing me
Concerned Sophie walks in
Micheal: GTFO MY ROOM! I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT

Insato: This my assistant, Tsuyoi-yells at TsuyoiWRITE THIS SHIT DOWN- she does all the things I don't want to
Insato:Pushes paper in Tsuyoi's face Do it hetero

Ava: You are unattractive in the facial region, you are father's offspring because he is ugly as well
D A B

Gaki: Now that the others are dead and rested, we can be together forever!
Insato:Reachs about to Gaki about to pet him but strangles him instead
Insato: You keep talking about "We", I A I N T N E V E R F U K W I T N I N T E N D O

Muda: Wait I can't live without you
Insato… Then die

Sophie: ALL MEN ARE KINGS
Insato: if he breathes. HE"S A THOOOOOOOOT
Sophie and Insato engage in a sword duel as Ava, Valerie, Bonita, and Matthew stand befuzzled

Valerie: Check out this missing phone I got
Claire: Wait's that bad luck
Valerie: Chill out
Insato:Crawls from phone WHO SUMMONED ME!?!?!?!

Valerie: WUT R U DOING
Muyo crushes a phone killing Tsuyoi
Valerie: Confused screaming

Sophie: Mom, do we have a flash drive
Stephanie: Why do you need a flash drive
Sophie: I WANT A FLASH DRIVE
Sophie: Fighting off escaped anime characters

Muyo: Stop saying I look like Reiji, he' s dumb and he's a coward AND I AM NOT A COWARD!

Gaki: Yo Pharroh, look at this god body

Tsumi walks in

Insato drinks vodka and spits it out
Insato: Fuck em all

Muda: AAAAHH IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
Insato: wow
Muda: IM GONNA KILL MYSELF AND YOUR FAULT

Gomi @ Diabolik Lovers: I dunno who created Diabolik Lovers, I'd Diabolik Love to see off yourselves

Sophie: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ava
Bonita: I do
Sophie: I know Bonnie
Bonita: I'm sad :{
Sophie: I know Bonnie

Ava walks to a tree while Renai Circulation is blaring in the background* Score a bottle flips and dabs

Skylynn, somehow accidentally walking into a middle of a warzone: fuck this shit I'm out

Skylynn: Everybody has a gay cousin.
Brooke: I don't have a gay cousin–
Diana: *exists*
Brooke: oh shit, I am the gay cousin–

Skylynn, walking into the room: And everyone in this room is entirely straight
Diana: *confused asexual silence*
Brooke: *offended lesbian existence*
Luke: *bisexual confusion*
Skylynn: April Fools!

Brooke: Okay but can I just get one thing straight! Not me, of course,

Luke: SOMEONE'S GONNA JUMP OFF THE BUNGEE SWING BACKWARDS!
Diana, reading a good book in the distance: What an idiot.
Dion: I'M GONNA JUMP OFF THE BUNGEE SWING BACKWARDS!
Diana, dramatically closing her book: oh nO, THAT'S MY IDIOT

Allison: How much money do you have?
Azrael: 69 cents
Allison: Ooohh, you know what that means!
Azrael, sobbing: I dOn'T hAvE eNoUgH mOnEy FoR cHiCkEn NugGeT

Azrael: We all die. You either kill yourself or get killed.

Thalia: "You should run."
Aiko, pushing her out of the way: "Foooor president because I'd support you every step of the way! hahaha Lincoln!"

{After Charlie got hit by a truck}
Charlie(fully healed): Hey =}
Sophie: Hey =)… Wut O_o

Dawn: Now you've joined a gang, we gotta give you a nickname
Charlie: Lil-
Dawn: S P R I N K L E S, Imma call you sprinkles

Kelly(probably to Everyone): If you fucking put a hand on me, imma fucking rip ur face off bitch
Dawn: What did he do
Kelly: Cause he fucking pushed me

Hasuko: Alright son, let out a big roar
Charlie: A S T E R I S K S R A W R A S T E R I S K S XD
Hasuko:(WHAT HAVE I RAISED)

Claire: At this dumbass school with these fake ass people
Aaron: Hey
Claire: Hey…Fucking bitch

Charlie(looking at Elijah's table): I wish that I can be like the cool kids
Elijah:flips him off
Charlie: cuz the cool kids <={

Darrell: Road work ahead… Yeah I sure hope it does

Terry: That is not correct because in the encyclopedia of jrfhufndkvbruefjjbfhejswjc

(At the Wellness Club meeting)
Tori: Hi welcome to chili's

Terry: Ask my friends they'll say I'm the nicest BUT IF UR IN MOTHERFREAKING ISIS

Sophie: I've been thinking of doing some magic
Emma: Magic, Sophie, It says talent

Claire: Look what you did to my peonies
Aaron: THEY'RE MARIGOLD
Darrell: Good god you're right
Claire: I MAY NOT KNOW MY FLOWERS BUT I KNOW A DOUCHE WHEN I SEE ONE

Darrell: These pens are so cute
Aaron: Darrell that's gay
Darrell: Aaron, we've been dating for six months

Terry: Not to be racist but I love goat cheese
Tori: That's not even racist
Terry: I SAID NOT TO BE RACIST

Charlie(singing while playing piano): I hate myself, oh I hate myself

Eri: So tell us something about yourself
Kage: Hi, my name is Kage, I hate everyone in here, especially Emiko, She's a whore

Mikoto:ANGRY ONI NOISES
Kage: What's wrong with you, bruh what the hell
Kage_{While Mikoto making angry oni noises}: You tripping bruh. YOU TRIPPING
Mikoto: REEEEEEEE

Hikari: I'm making copies (Pushes Asumi out the way) Move I'm gay

Asumi: Love is like beauty and the beast
Hikari(hugging on Minato): Love is what you're looking at now
Kage: T H E R E I S N O S U C H T H I N G A S L O V E

Asumi: Guardians please no, I hate this babysitter
Ae-Jeong: Don't worry, Kage loves you
Asumi: (Visible concern)
Kage: (Takes off hoodie)

Mikoto: What do you want from me
True Mikoto: (sit menacing on the bed while eating a KitKat)
Mikoto: STAAHP

Kage: I don't know what you're-AAAAAAH
Hiroshi: (Hyponitises everyone)
Kage: YOU BETTER STOP
Hiroshi: (hyponitises more people)
Kage: STOP! BISH STAHP! STAAAAAAAAAAHPT

Collin's grandparent: When we go to this restaurant, you are 12
Collin: I'm 18 gets slapped
Waiter: Would you like a kid's meal
Collin: Yes sir

Hanaki: So mom, if you're a vampire and dad's a demon, does that make me like something on Diabolik Lovers
Hanaki's mom: Hanaki, what did I say about Diabolik Lovers
Hanaki: It's racist
Hanaki's mom: And I won't let it be mentioned in this household

Ran: (Throws a piece of cheese on a sleeping Eri)
Eri (Eats the cheese calmly)
Ran: I H A T E Y O U

Unzari: So who the hottest uber driver
Minato: I never been to Oober Javar

Juni: Okay, happy campers! If you were a fruit, what would you be?
Thalia: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.
Juni: Very creative, moving on!

Allison: SOMEONE'S GONNA JUMP OFF THE BUNGEE SWING BACKWARDS!
Azrael, sparring in the distance: What an idiot.
War: I'M GONNA JUMP OFF THE BUNGEE SWING BACKWARDS!
Azrael, stopping: oh nO, THAT'S MY IDIOT