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So I was going through my stuff for a story and found all the old 'incorrect character quotes' stuff.
I totally would have added it to another one but the top one has 5726 replies as of writing this and I wasn't interested in going through that whole thing (no offense to anyone in it).
Go ahead and repeat something someone else uses - these things work for multiple characters.
Kai: I could kill you if I wanted to, Blythe.
Blythe: Yeah? So could another human being.
Kai: …
Blythe: So could a dog.
Kai: …
Blythe: So could a dedicated duck.
Blythe: You aren’t special, Kai.
Kai: …
Blythe: I prevented someone from killing Kai today.
Peter: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that?
Blythe: Self control.
Blythe: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Mikayla: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Peter: Smad.
Ned: There are two types of people.
Mikayla: It's 2019, why can't I delete friends in real life?
Blythe: …
Mikayla: OK, so it turns out what I was thinking of is called murder.
Blythe: …
Mikayla: I'm coming for you Kai!
Mikayla: Look at this pretty necklace I found!
Blythe: Kay. That's a cursed amulet.
Mikayla: But it makes me look cute and the shadow that follows me around makes me active, I get out more.
Peter: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Blythe: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Ned: Kai tripped and fell on his face.
Ned: Small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because there’s less room to contain their anger.
Peter: That’s ridiculous. Name one example of this.
Kai: Wasps.
Blythe: Spiders.
Mikayla: Blythe.
Blythe: So am I in trouble?
Tony: Take a guess.
Blythe: No?
Steve: Take another guess.
Blythe: Kai really triggers my fight or fight instinct.
Peter: You mean fight or flight instinct?
Blythe: No, I’m not a coward.
Morgan: I don’t get why we need driver’s training. Driving is just like Mario Kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people.
Peter: …
Blythe: … Alright so you’re never driving.
Blythe: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.
Mikayla: It's Kai, isn't it?
Blythe: It’s always Kai.
Kai: If you were a flower, you'd be a damnnnndelion.
Blythe: Dandelions are weeds.
Kai: Blythe, you're like an angel with no wings.
Blythe: So like a person?
Blythe: When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?
Peter: To have parents.
Blythe: Oh, Peter.
Dylan: Hey, can I make an announcement? I lost my brother in the store.
Random Store Clerk: Sure.
Dylan: Goodbye, you little shit.
Blythe, to Kai: Just looking at your face make me want to hit you.
Mikayla: Do you ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?
Ned: I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life.
Mikayla: Don't worry! There will come a time when it's not!
Ned: Thanks! Even worse!
Peter: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? You're very hot and it's making me uncomfortable.
Blythe: Peter. Stop.
Blythe: I wish I could block people in real life.
Ned: Restraining order.
Mikayla: Murder.
Tony: Peter was hurt.
Peter: I wasn't hurt, I was lightly stabbed.
Blythe: You were stabbed?
Peter: Lightly stabbed.
Mikayla: I hope no one lowkey hates me. Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fibre of your being. Go big or go home.
Ned: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Peter: "Hey Spaghetti, time for dinner." "What are we having?" "Margaret."
Mikayla: I swear, you're all high!
Blythe: Shut up, Chocolate.
Blythe: Please. For the love of God. Shut up. It’s 3am.
Mikayla: Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetles.
Blythe: Some people are like slinkies. They have no visible purpose but it's fun when they fall down a flight of stairs.
Mikayla: You’re talking about Kai, aren’t you?
Blythe: Of course I’m talking about Kai.
Dylan: Ding dong, your opinion is wrong.
Kai: What are you gonna do, kill me?
Dylan: Yes.
Kai: Wait. No.
Blythe: Top reason to get married?
Peter: Firmly saying, "That's my wife!" and then knocking someone out with one punch.
Blythe: …
Peter: And love, I guess.
Blythe, to the tune of 'The Final Countdown': It's a mental breakdown.
Ned: Off key kazoo noises.
Kai: I'm not afraid of people under 5'6". What are you going to do? Headbutt someone in the nipple?
Blythe: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole!
Kai, giving Blythe flowers: These are for you Blythe.
Blythe: What's the occasion? My funeral?
Peter, giving Blythe flowers: These are for you Blythe.
Blythe: Oh, Peter that's so sweet!
Steve and Tony: Arguing.
Blythe: Can I get a waffle?
Steve and Tony: Still arguing.
Blythe: Can I please get a waffle?
Tony: I can’t believe I married you!
Steve: Me? You’re the one who cheated!
Blythe: I think that’s enough Monopoly for tonight.
Tony: No noise November. Everyone shut up.
Kai: I'm pretty sure that's illegal, Dylan.
Dylan: I'm pretty sure that I'm a criminal, Kai.
Doing yoga
Peter: And release all the sounds that are trapped in your minds.
Blythe and Mikayla: bird-like screaming
Ned: Are you OK?
Blythe: I'm a little messed up.
Mikayla: I like screaming.
Steve: This is so dumb.
Tony: The higher I am, the better I can see.
Steve: You can…You can fly.
Tony: Hush now Gregory.
