forum Ask people's characters for advice!
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What it says in the title. Ask people's characters for advice and watch the chaos unfold. All I ask is no slurs, NSFW, or overly dark content. You own characters can even ask for advice if they want!

I'll go first: Tell me how to properly slice a bagel.

@larcenistarsonist group

Shea: SLICING A FRICKEN BAGEL???? HOW DO YOU SLICE A GODDAMN BAGEL? JUST LIKE? WHAT!? YOU DONT SLICE A BAGEL, YOU JUST???? EAT THE WHOLE GODDAMN THING.

My turn: How does one talk to a crush.

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Felix: Well, you bottle it all up inside until you can't stand it and you explode.

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Ooh, this looks fun. How do you know if you're in love or if it's just overwhelming hubris?

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Victoria: Oh, it's always overwhelming hubris. Love? Psh. Sounds fake to me.
Liz: Don't be like that.

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Zri-Akiah: (looking blankly off into the distance, holding a now cold mug.) How do you deal with knowing you could've helped someone escape a fate worse than death? (looks a bloody sword lodged in stomach) And is it normal to forgive them for doing this to you?

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Myra: Ah… no. It is not normal. 1st question– you don't. That's not the sort of thing people are physically able to 'deal with.'

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Juliet: Is it normal to be 23 and have a stuffed bunny that I take everywhere? Is it a bad thing?

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Raspberry: No, you're completely normal! Everyone has something that comforts them!

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Shea: Welp, security confiscated all my weapons. How do you kill someone with a paper clip?

Myra: You bend it and then stab someone with the pointy part.

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Shea: Welp, security confiscated all my weapons. How do you kill someone with a paper clip?

Myra: You bend it and then stab someone with the pointy part.

Shea: … nevermind they took my paper clip too. Anyone know how to kill someone with some uhh… pocket lint?

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Edward: Pocket lint is definitely edible.
Victoria: Remind me again what proof you have that makes you evil incarnate?

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Anise: Well… checks to make sure Delta's not behind her you could poke them constantly, just a tiny prick every few seconds while they can't see you, and after a few years of constant paranoia, they'll die of psychosis!
Theo: I don't think you can die of psychosis.
Delta: Theo, just walk away. Do some breathing exercises with me now…

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Edward: How do you deal with being in love with someone? The catch is he's already in love with someone else.

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Edward: How do you deal with being in love with someone? The catch is he's already in love with someone else.

Karma: Ah, I feel that. I don't really know what would work for you, but I found getting chased around by murder hobos trying to murder her and our other friend really helped to distract me from my own feelings.

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Karma: How do I keep a clear headspace?

Snitch: Hit anything that gets too close to your head.

Vin: So this girl's been pestering me lately and she says she's my sister and she's here to rescue me, but I have amnesia so I don't know if she's really my sister, and also I don't think I need to be rescued. I'm living in this rich guy's house and running errands for him, but he's nice! What do I do?