forum What is the Dumbest/Weirdest Thing You've Made a Character say or do???

Started March 29, 2019 by @Shroom

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It's pretty self-explanatory…

"I CAN WIGGLE MY TOES!!!"

"YEET" as he slammed the back of his head into a demon's face after they tried to put an electric collar on him

"YEET" as he slammed the back of his head into a demon's face after they tried to put an electric collar on him

This reminds me of something a character in my comic does.

(One character immediately comes to mind)
"I am a smart idiot. Fight me on that!"

"Hey, I have a question.."

"It's illegal."

"Yeah, it is."

A 5 foot 2 jeweler come up to a 6 foot 7 assassin, poke said assassin's side, and declare his nickname to be "Squishy."

Death found Time's dick
he likes to whip it out of his pocket and scare people
Life is not amused by this behavior

welp, i have a character whose friend showed up on her door at midnight with no warning beforehand, asking if she wanted to go to florida with him. she didn't even hesitate in asking, "when we going?"

they live in massachusetts and they are 15 and 16 respectively, with no clue how to drive anything other than dirt bikes. they're goin' to florida!!!

_{(no this is not an original idea, it's a fanfic idea of a show i love plus another character)}

Standing in the middle of a ripped up room "I thought you weren't coming back and I panicked!"

One of my characters was looking for a tv remote and found it in the oven. He had put it in there by mistake and just… forgotten it

My character's about to kill 3 or 4 people because they stole his dog.

"I'm just formulating complaints in my head so I don't have to come up with them on the fly."

I mean, I just murdered 3 people in his presence, so the least I can do is be nice.

"Why on earth are you here?" One character asks another.
"We're not on earth," the other looks at him, irritated.