forum UNIVERSAL CHARACTER CHAT

Started June 17, 2019 by @Simon-Says

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Danny: Yeah, she'll be back though. She is a demon after all.

Zara: Danny, you need something other than that Scythe to keep you safe

Cain: Glances to Jibikami
I'm not quite sure either…nor does it really matter

Veronica: -emerges from a puddle of melted Ender-

Danny: Why? This is DEATH'S SCYTHE. It's pretty powerful.

Verity: Nervous laughter or… maybe not? Let's just say we yeeted her out of here for good and call it a day.

Danny: See? There she is.

Zara: CAN YOU JUST FUCKING STAY AWAY FOR LIKE A FEW HOURS OR SOMETHING!

Verity: Godfuckingdammit, Veronica! What kind of a demon name is "Veronica," anyway? That sounds like a valley girl from California who's literally never even killed a fly and cries to everyone about how "she's going to tell her Dad about this." Not a fricking psychopathic demon.

Danny: That doesn't sound like her.

Veronica: I wasn't always a demon, bitch. I was human.

Zara: Shut up Danny!

Zara: NO ONE GIVES A SHIT, VERONICA

Danny: Hey! I thought you were protecting me a minute ago!

Danny: AND WATCH YO LANGUAGE ALL OF YOU.

Zara: I am sorry. I didn't mean to yell at you

Jackson: She sounds like she's about to go get slushies with her serial-killer boyfriend before killing someone and framing it as a suicide.

Verity: Literally no one cares if you were once human, Veronica. You could at least have changed your name to something more awesome. So people would have a warning before you rip their hearts out of their chests and eat them for lunch. Or whatever it is you do.

Veronica: Oh you know me so well

Danny: It's fine… so it Veronica or Yashira going to try to make out with me or kiss me or do something weird to me again? If so, I'm going up to Heaven.

Zara: I need Trinity and Irene

Zara: Yashira hates you now, Danny

Verity: Literally no one cares if you were once human, Veronica. You could at least have changed your name to something more awesome. So people would have a warning before you rip their hearts out of their chests and eat them for lunch. Or whatever it is you do.

Veronica: It's better when it's without warning. Besides, my name is a modern pronunciation of the name my father gave me… Berenice

Danny: I'm not taking any chances so bye ya'll! Danny disappears in a cloud of black smoke.

Veronica: -grunts-