Simon smiled softly at Mia, trying to reassure her that everything was okay. He looked back up at the wall. “I’m sorry that he’s bothering you guys so much, I can try and get him to stay over here more if you want.” He offered. After all, Astral couldn’t hurt him right now like he could hurt the others.
(He'd just be there like: hOLY FRICK, ALL OF THIS LOOKS LIKE IT'LL HURT ME-)
(He probably would end up hurting himself if he tried to use them, we all know it XD)
(So yes, this is vvy much the first room Marcos is taking Wren on the tour now lol)
*Mia leaned against Simon's larger belly, curling up just a bit while offering a weak smile in turn. She didn't want Simon worrying about her, he was the one who got hurt after all…
(Oh yes he would.)
(AHAHA YES)
(YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAlso the other rp got bumped because I promise I have some lighter stuff planned for the next day)
(hhhhhhhh but i want fluffy gay bois rn lol)
(You can have them)
(But I also need the otherrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
(more gays)
(more gays)
(more gays)
(more gays)
(more gays)
(more gays)
(Also as I'm reading the early parts of the rp, the flowers in Marcos's garden… they represent each god as the hold their souls…)
(@ me: marcos where is Astral's so I can get the silver water-)
(More 3 am plushie snuggles)
(More 3 am plushie snuggles)
(More 3 am plushie snuggles)
(More 3 am plushie snuggles)
(More 3 am plushie snuggles)
(More 3 am plushie snuggles)
(More 3 am plushie snuggles)
(Nooooo, that's not how it works.)
(The silver water is just soul water, it would just help it grow)
(You gotta crush it with your heel, duh XD)
”At least he can’t bother us that much now, right?” Simon pointed out softly, trying to get them both to feel at least a little better.
(wELL i DidN't kNow beCauSe aPparEntLy iT's BaD for hUmaNs LoL)
(I replied to the other, now give me gays)
(Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
(WeLl GoDs ArE jUsT sOuLs HuMaNs HaVe OnEs To LoSe Xd)
(shshsh ass-tral can yeet himself off a microwave)
(Wren: Marcos can you bring Astral to that one room i'm scared of and lock him in, thanks.)
(Marcos: it's an exercise gym… he'd love that room actually)
(Wren: dARN IT, OF COURSE HE'D LOVE IT HRHBHWR)
(Pfff- Astral would find a way to use the machines as torture equipment, no doubt about it)
(Wren: is in exercise room for some strange reason)
(Astral: Comes in)
(Astral, @ Wren: … Well this is going to be fun~!!)
((Astral finds a way to make everything about torture lmao))
(Wren would be in there to hide: Aha! No one would ever come in here, it's too dangerous!)
(Astral: uwu that's what you think~)
(also why can I see Astral typing uwu in chat as a way to unnerve people?)
(But Marcos or Halm doing it to actually be sweet like: just a reminder that I care about you uwu)
(Astral: I'm gonna find you, and we're gonna have some fun uwu~)
"Right…" Mia looked up at Simon again, offering another weak smile.
(He can torture someone with food they already ate for christ's sake lol)
(PRETTY MUCH lmao)
(Marcos and Halm will become the Dads of the chat after they make up with everyone ofc, I have something big planned for Marcos and Wren, Astral is the creep everyone keeps trying to stop from finding the new chat)
((He wouldddddd and it would work lmao))
Simon rested a gentle hand around her. At least he’d managed to keep Mia safe so far. He didn’t know how he’d make it through all of this without her.
(i was gonna say, if you didn't, i'd be surprised)
(Ahaha if Astral finds the chat, everyone just spams: #KickAsstral)
(He diddddddd and it was gruesome…)
Mia leaned into Simon's hand, so glad she had him as a friend. She had to admit, she never thought he'd be able to keep her safe for so long, and it made her feel all the worse about how she couldn't do the same for him.
((Simon will take one for the team and hit Astral with something))
(Pfft— Everyone gets on his Bad side for a while but even Derlik would say 'stfu Astral leave them alone')
(Yeussssss Astral would probably let him lol)
((Well now it has to happen))