forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

tune

(bringing us back from the depths of dissolving again-)

Kek: Oooh, I would!
Gino: What kind?
Aethea: Only if it's Spencer soup.

Addic: passes out bowls potato cheese, I did't have any Spencers, and I did't want to scar the newbie.

Kek: That was probably wise
Aethea: What is a potato?
Gino: gasps

Epsilon: yooo potat?? Can I snag some of that?

Addic: hands Epsilon a bowl you don't know what a potato is?

Aethea: WHAT IS A POTATO TELL ME NOW OR-
Kek: bjnkopiu87y6t5rdfgvhj these people aren't obliged to tell you anything you don't hold any weight in their lives being a Legacy now siddown and shut up.
Gino: Well said.

Addic: pulls out a potato from a bag and throws it at Aethea This is a potato. learn from it.

Aethea: pokes potato
Aethea: sets fire to potato
Kek: You EAT IT. IT'S FOOD.
Aethea: eats burning potato
Gino: That's not how- y'know what, never mind. Burn your mouth. Do us all a favour.

Addic: face palms

Epsilon: Have you learned from the potat, pyro?

(clarification: Like many Deathborns and Legacies, Corrin included, Aethea uses "Death" as Kek does "Disneyland". She is not calling anyone Death.)

Aethea: spits out potato
Aethea: Okay that hurts. Potatoes are ruthless.

Addic: tosses another potato try putting the fire out this time.

Aethea: sets it on fire and puts the fire out by stomping on it
Kek: Gods why is this so hard for you-
Gino: Now you DON'T eat it.

Epsilon: …

Addic: tosses another another potato Don't smash it. Just blow on it.

Kek: This is at the same time funny and infuriating to watch.
Gino: I feel sorry for teh potato.

Addic: Me, too, It deserved better.