forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)
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Mahyr’kie: rolls his eyes. does anyone have some good scotch?

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Cass: Grabs a bottle of Scotch Here you go, Mahyr. Also, I've been back for a little bit. Not too long.

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Cass: I've been good. Flirting with this little rascal- looks down at On'nyosh, who's continued kneading, and grins- and started dating him, plus a gorgeous and absolute girlboss demonlady. How've you been?

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Mahyr’kie: takes a sip, sighing, then takes out a small device. It looks like a pager from the 90s. A small beep goes off, and he grins, taking another drink.

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Cass: Fair enough, fair enough… also, Keko? Is that Kek, except a gecko?

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Mahyr’kie: smiles eagerly as a sparking, purple cloud of mist suddenly fills a corner of the room

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Cass: "I love how you've just been kneading the same boob for the past 5 minutes!" she says telepathically to On'nyosh, following it with a telepathic giggle

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Kek: Yes. Keko is me as a gecko - which should be obvious since I am. A gecko. And it's actually kinda cool. Like, I can lick my eyeball now! And regrow my tail. Which I now have.
Dreamform Kek: Oooh! Mahyr’kie! What're you doing?
Amber: Wait- you can regrow your tail- DOES IT HURT? CAN I TRY?

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Cass: A snort escapes her, and she replies, "I know, that's why you're on my chest instead of on my back. That, and I can't trust you as far as I could throw you, which in gecko or normal form is quite far."

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Mahyr'kie: Orac!!
The Oracle (and the demon): step out of the mist. Hello, hello, hello! My darling!!

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Mahyr'kie: traps the demon in a jar I see you've gotten rid of it!
The Oracle; giggles, wrapping around him with their four arms. Yes I did!! Oh, I am so happy!

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On’nyosh: Happy giggle escapes him. He then hums. “You can trust me. Sure, I can’t shut up, but with you around, I’m too distracted to pay attention to my surroundings. Much like right now.” He then starts having perverted thoughts of being thrown around by Cass.

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(wtf just happened all the sudden there's a lizard giving a boob job)