forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Yuri: I know, that's why I'm doing it.

Owen: to the Vanyas You guys get really annoying.
Devilish: Why thank you!
Trent: I'm not THEM.
Oracle: We just agreed that I was the reasonable one! Also Gunslinger and Vanya, but mostly me. Becaus ethe future doesn't like them.
Brainiac: Are we going to completely ignore the fact that I am probably the most reasonabe out of all of us?
Devilish: Yup!
Luke: You guys hurt my brain.

Yuri: Looks at Brainiac Who are you again? Turns to Oracle Who are they?

Olivia: yes, who is he?

Oracle: Who's Brainiac or who are all of the other us?
Brainiac: Also, I'm a girl.

Yuri: Who's the Brainiac?

Amber: Oh god. It's a bunch of nerds.

Brainiac: I'm Brainiac, which is not my name, but might as well be. Like the rest of us, my name is Vanya, but it's annoying to be referred to as a number so we got to be called what we are. Hence why Devilish is Devilish, why Gunslinger is Gunslinger and why Girlboss is Girlboss.
Brainiac: I'm the smartest, except for maybe Oracle, because she can see everything and every possible thing.
Brainiac: to Amber There's a difference between being a nerd and knowing the secret to cold fusion.

Yuri: Oh. Huh. Turns to the rest SO… the rest of you are dumber?

Trent: Dumb? No. Dumb in comparison? Yes.
Trent: points at Devilish Except she is probably actually dumb.

Olivia: you are amusing Trent. I like you.

Trent: Why thank you.

Yuri: Grins By that logic, anyone is dumb in comparison to Brainiac.

Pastel: eats soup Mmm! Good soup!

Brainiac: Which is why I'm Brainiac.
Trent: They all have very literal names, but I like Trent better.
Radiant: It's ridicuklous. He likes "Trent" better than "Raincaller".
Trent: It's not ridiculous. And that was never my name.
Vanya: No, it was Vanya.

Yuri: …genderswapped Vanya? Called Trent?

Trent: …Yep. Life sucks.
Devilish: It does! And I make it even worse! And that;s fun!
Gunslinger: Shut up.

Hello!! I'm lily!