Kek: Contracts are bad.
Amber: Contracts are very bad.
Kek: shushes Amber WE ACTUALLY AGREED THAT'S HORRIBLE
In unison: Contracts are the only reason I'm/she's here right now.
Kek: AAAAAAAGH! CREEPY! WE JUST TALKED IN SYNC GET ME AWAY FROM HER!
Addic: tackles Amber
Wren: She's a goddess. And besides, magic. And do be quieter, Amber, otherwise I might drop you. And that would be bad for your health.
Kek: YAY MORE FIGHTING WITH AMBER!
Kek: Yay Addic!
Corrin happens to walk by because why not
Corrin: spits out drink Addic? Wren?
Kek: Yes, now shush. DROP HER WREN!
Addic: hi Corrin. sits on amber's sholder
Wren: Nope. Peace was always an option. However, sometimes, to achieve peace, you need violence. So, I'll actually let go of these two. They're quite heavy. Sets them down gently
Wren: Also, hello Corrin! Long time, no see!
Addic: yes! hops off amber and takes out her knee caps aaaaaaaaa
Corrin: What do you mean, TAKES OUT HER KNEE CAPS? How do you do that? I wanna know!
Kek: Is it messy?
Addic: um…not really. you just tackle the back of their legs and pin them to the floor.
Corrin: Oh.
Kek: Oh.
Kek: That's disappointing.
Wren: Sighs Any physical, permanent harm WILL have consequences.
Addic: I know…
Wren: Good.
Nori: I can break her bones with the force of a truck
Wren: No, you can't because I can break you with the force of a truck. I literally have Death on speed dial.
Addic: hey, i'v met death before. I don't think he liked me.
Wren: Smiles softly Oh, I'm sure he does like you. He just has a habit of pushing people away, because he inevitably ends up hurting them.
Addic: well, seeing as he is death… ya, I can see that happening.
Wren: As a matter of fact… whispers I think he even has a crush on a mortal.
Addic: whispering who?
Wren: Laughs I won't tell you! The suspense should keep you asking forever, which will be amusing to me.
Addic:…
Addic: why?
Wren: Because cHaOs is my specialty. And peace through violence.