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Started November 20, 2021 by Deleted user

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Ëæísį: I'm a god. And you, despite not being a god, have managed to provide a direct link to your reality. snaps fingers, teleports Nori out of their prison Hello, Nori.

Nori: -Screaming- HOLY BALLS

Ëæísį: Hmmmmm…? My balls are holy, I suppose.

Nori, a very short 15 year old with huge wings protruding from his back, stands there awkwardly: uhhhh uhhhhh

Ëæísį: Too soon? Anyways. I got word from Fate that you were important as well, so yeah. I don't know for what. All she said was to find and help you.

Nori: Well, uh, I guess I thought you were some crazy middle aged man stalking children on the internet, telling them that you were a god…. but I see now that you're legit, uh, y-your highness. flicks his hair Of course she said I was important.

Ëæísį: Oh for the love of… I swear to the Great Old Ones… yes, I'm a god! I will kill that pesky… Anyways. You are apparently supposed to be my champion. Fate has a Cruel sense of humor. You shall be trained in the ways of the blade.

Nori: Lowers his wings nervously Well that's not very nice. Besides, I think you've got the wrong guy. I am definitely not the one you want

Ëæísį: Raises an eyebrow Oh? We gods don't always pick those who want to be a champion. It's almost always the ones that don't want to be powerful that deserve the power.

Nori: But what if I legitimately don’t want to be powerful.

Ëæísį: Then you are perfect.

Nori: Ma’am? Have you seen me? I am in no position to be some champion. Addic! Addic’s still on the chat! you should recruit that dude

Ëæísį: Yes, I have. You are the perfect one. Fate has said so herself.

Nori: I’m starting to really not like fate…. Is there gonna be homework?

Ëæísį: Nobody likes Fate. And that depends on if you have a home. Because otherwise it's just work.

Nori: Geez, okay. Darn.

Ëæísį: Sighs Well… you know it's true. So don't complain. Anyways, you need to be taught how to fight with any bladed weapon. Gives Nori literally all the knowledge of bladecraft he has That should just about cover it.

Nori: …Oh yeah definitely an expert.
No! No you don't just kidnap a child and immediately just be like, here child, lemme teach you how to cut people, and then like not teach knife safety. You've got this all wrong.

Ëæísį: Looks at Nori You learned that, too. I'm not dumb.

Dūrus has joined the chat
Lucidus and Tenebris have joined the chat
Ëvêāhn has joined the chat
Asuka and Radiant have joined the chat
Wren has joined the chat
Ashene has joined the chat
Vērdæne has joined the chat
Nyx has joined the chat
Tessa has joined the chat
Techna has joined the chat
Vē'Êtherñøth has joined the chat
Lily has joined the chat
Serra has joined the chat

Everyone except Nyx in unison: The fuck is Nyx doing here?
Nyx: Grins evilly I'm here to ruin this place!
Serra: Sighing, she says something in a soft voice, Nyx being the only one to hear it

Nyx has left the chat

Everyone else: Looks at Serra in confusion then terror, backing away
Serra: Sighs, rolls her eyes I'm not going to use my words on you. I won't bite. Come on, people.
Dūrus: I have never known anyone to be able to get rid of Nyx so easily.
Cass: It should not be possible… no, it isn't possible. Who are you?
Serra: I'm Nightshade. You wouldn't know the name, so that's why I told you.
Nobody:
The gods (which are Dūrus, Vē'Êtherñøth, Lucidus, Tenebris, Radiant, Asuka, Vērdæne and Ëvêāhn): Looks at Serra, comprehension slowly dawning on them Oh, fu- We're completely out of our league.
Serra: Sighs The gods fear me… wow… I won't make you do cartwheels in a neon pink leopard skin onesie. Not like I did with some… ah… less savory gods.

Nori: holly balls!!

Ëæísį: Startled, in his native language rather than telepathy Îschtë fræûd rÿīschtė wēžja?!

Ëæísį: Calmed down a bit Sorry. What are you beings?

Everyone: Confused What are you?

Nori: What the actual f word is going on??