Screaming cinnamon roll
I'll start it up right now
I'll start it up right now
Cochiti woke up on the floor. The air smelt of salt and mold. The creaking of the ship echoed as it rocked back and forth. "YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!" She yelled hoping that the whole ship could hear. "I'LL FUCK ALL OF YOU UP WHEN I GET THE CHANCE!" She reached for her knives remembering that they were gone.
Cassie only sighed. "Philip! Be a doll and go check on our captive for me, will you?" She called.
"Ay ay Captain," Philip called back, walking down to the cell.
"I am gonna kill you!" She said angrily, looking quite amusing as she glared out of the small window.
"Yeah yeah, whatever." Philip rolled his eyes.
Cochiti flipped him off and slid down to the floor.
"What the hell do want?" She asked her voice full of annoyance, which is ironic for such an annoying person.
Philip leaned against the wall. He hated babysitting.
"I want you to shut up."
Cochiti began to laugh hysterically. The kind of laughing that makes you think a person is choking on air. "Sorry it seems that I am unable to do that," She answered quite sarcastically.
Philip sighed. This was going to be a long day…
"It's so much fun to piss you off," She smiled evilly. "Well It's fun to fuck with anyone, but you're the most fun to piss off."
"Too bad you stuck at it." Philip chuckled to himself.
"Fuck you!" She groaned. This place was boring as hell.
"I mean, if you want to." He gave a sadistic grin.
"Keep it pg guys!" Called Skye from the doorway, having climbed down from his post out of boredom. "We might have readers that don't need the bad jokes!"
"Leave them alone Skye! If they don't like it then they don't have to read it!" Cassie laughed, watching the group from her spot.
Skye shrugged, "True" he laughed and walked over to the railing.
"She's the one who set it up!" Philip chuckled.
Skye shook his head laughing as he looked out over the ocean blue.
Tiger poked his head up into the sunshine to join the conversation. "Either way, it's impossible to keep bad jokes out of a pirate RP. Let's just keep it to a minimum."
Skye looked over at him, grinning, "Also true, but we should probably go back to the RP and stop destroying the fourth wall."
Tiger nodded. "True. Does the captain need anything done? I'm feeling bored and don't know how to play solitaire."
Skye looked to the captian as Tiger asked the question.
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