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Started September 30, 2020 by Deleted user

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"Doc-tor-ates? Does that mean you're a doctor? Doesn't that take lots of time? You must have lots of kids, if you're that old!"

"I have 3 kids. and I have all the time in the world."

"Only three? How?" Peppermint tilted her head to the side in confusion, one eyebrow raised.

Wren sighed.

"That's something you don't need to know…" He said. The answer was condoms.

Wren paused, before thinking and coughing. "Indeed." She said, embarrassed. "No one wants too, or needs to know."

"Why is everyone even here? Why me…" He sighed, sitting down on the couch.

Wren shrugged. "I'm just hiding from the rain, I guess." She muttered. "And I had the urge to go here."

"Sceptra, why are you here again? To find someone?"

Nyx had been watching the conversation casually. She had finished her tea and now set it down on a small, spindly table next to her. Folding her arms, she sighed, tucked a piece of hair behind her ear, and surveyed everyone calmly.
"I believe," she said after a moment, "we were going to look for someone?"

"Is there any other way I can help?" He asked

Nyx's mouth curled to the side and she sat up, pulling her legs into a criss-cross position. Her combat boots would surely leave marks on the fancy purple velvet of the chaise longue, but she didn't care.
"We were looking for someone?" she repeated.

"Why are you repeating yourself?"

She looked sourly at him, teal boring into crimson. "You didn't hear me the first time."

"I did. And I replied."

"You're older than the world, and only have 3 kids? Mama's got more kids than you!" Peppermint clambered back on the couch, and started bouncing on it, not even bothering to take off her shoes. "Mama's got… eighty-three more kids than you, so she wins!"

"I didn't know this was a competition. Also, please stop doing that! You're ruining my furniture!"

Nyx raised one sleek black eyebrow and swung her legs off of the chaise longue.

"Peppermint, you too!" He roared.

"Everything's a competition, old man! And no." Peppermint stuck her tongue out, continuing to bounce on the sofa. "Nobody told me that you stop being fun when you're old. Even Big Bro Katakuri's more fun than you!"

Nyx sighed and stood, picking up her cup and saucer. This whole situation was quickly becoming mercurial and pointless.
"I'm done with my tea," she said, holding out the fancy china. "If you could point the way to the kitchen…"